And Now For Something Really Cute…5

by Sash Suicide

• INTO: Spooning in bed with mom, licking my balls, reading minds.
• NOT INTO: Going out in the rain, mom spending too much time on the computer.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Meeting new people and other dogs, giving high-fives, and assisting on photoshoots.
• MAKES ME SAD: When mom is depressed. Also, when she doesn’t let me eat random food I find on the sidewalk.
• HOBBIES: Licking my balls (did I say that already?), generally being awesome.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My “Gentle Giants” dogfood (it’s made by a rescue organization, contains only wholefoods and NO corn!), my doggie seatbelt that keeps me strapped in on long car rides, daily scratches/massages, being told how cute and how loved I am on a hourly basis, pet-friendly hotels – we do a lot of traveling!
• VICES: I am extremely well behaved and rarely do anything wrong – except I do have a penchant for removing used kleenex from the garbage can when I am not getting enough attention.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Lying around being the prince, looking cute, going for walks, channeling my inner coyote.

Get to know Baby’s mistress, Lorelei Suicide, over at SuicideGirls.com!