Jason was born in Iowa. He drank a lot of beer there, then moved west to make it. He’s working on that now. In the meantime he is a talented paint-by-numbers artist, rodeo clown, powerful wall-street executive, and once on the Alamo tour asked where Ozzy pissed. He enjoys fine hand-crafted ales, lagers, and pornographic lite-brites. When approached by him in the wild it’s best to assume a non-threatening posture and offer sandwiches or burritos. If neither are available assume he will be hostile, and do not run for he will become predatory and give chase.
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