If you thought break-ups were complicated when you were still among the dating, you have absolutely nothing on our digital lovebirds of today. Where once if you got really adventurous you might have some naked-time videotapes and Polaroids to worry about once the relationship ran its course, now with the picture perfect replication of digital technology it’s a much more complicated matter altogether.
As a sex shop employee, I know how difficult it is to pick a sex toy. You finally work up the courage to get into the sex shop and you’re greeted by a giant wall of synthetic dicks. Things aren’t much better shopping online either; how are you supposed to know if you’re going to want to put something on your junk if you can’t even touch it with your hands? To give you a hand — or at least a silicone fist — I’ve created this little tip list to help you find the best sex toy for you!
Your Grandma ain’t got squat on this break dancing granny! Check out the video above to see Grandma Tracy breakdancing at Mad Decent NYC block party, fanny pack and all. It’s safe to say that this 60-something Grandma shows us all that there’s more to aging than prunes and crosswords. YOU GO GRANNY! (via: baratunde.com)
INTO: tattooing, sarcasm, anything tasty and sugary, sushis & jap food, tea, travelling, comics, books, redheads, british humor and humor in general, painting, internet, Akira, art nouveau, restaurants, sleeping, dogs, belgian beers, calm, independance
NOT INTO: early mornings, bullying, cold wind, spicy dishes, new year’s eve parties, heat, hardcore feminism, attention whoring, dependance, loud/pretentious/opportunistic/fake people, crowded places
MAKES ME HAPPY: tattooing, friends, being busy, music, dogs, trips, sunny but not too hot days, rain, succeeding something, drawing, a good book, new people, christmas when I’m with my family, chocolate, tea
MAKES ME SAD: violence, nastiness, no chocolate, being alone when hungover, sundays, this effing northern weather
HOBBIES: drawing, baking, cuddling,
5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Internet, chocolate, books, beer, food
VICES: chocolate, beer, sushi, food in general, tobacco, comics, internet, tea