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Luscious Suicide in Aquifer

• INTO: Small government, the right to privacy, the right to bear arms, drinking fine organic red wine and local beer made with spring water, copulating daily, getting my empty skin-canvas covered with art from my favorite minds, hanging out with Dane, free running in my city, animal rights, Rattus Rattus, old rods, shooting pool, BOWLING!, old school non-CGI special effects, going to shows, rocking out with the box out, camping/shroom benders with good friends, traveling, sustainable organic gardening, shopping at thrift stores, repairing old busted crusty things to be re-used, finding things on the street, having bonfires, winging things, running inanimate objects over with my car, getting all dolled up, laying in bed smoking delicious home grown cannabis all day, reverse-osmosis filtered water systems!
• NOT INTO: Big government, chlorine and fluoride being added to water, being exposed to toxins in daily life, electro-magnetic chaos, stress, high definition TVs, pesticides, genetically modified foods/animals, chemtrails, vaccines, religion and those who force it on others, wasteful consumer whores, self-absorbed assholes, fast food, anything imported from China that is not art, unconstitutional taxes, bills (particularly Bill C-51), and drama of any kind.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Livin’ the dream, working at home with the love of my life. Went from counter wench at Way Cool in Niagara in 1998, to owning my own studio in 2010! Go team Snibbard! The feeling when people come back to my shop and thank me for “waking them up.” Having a long walk with my farfels, and a packed bong after a hard days work. Any day where a large captive animal mauls, tramples, or kills a human, especially tigers. Any day where a crooked politician is publicly embarrassed, and made to fumble on their own words, and backpedal desperately.
• MAKES ME SAD: Manufactured news, fake “recessions” only made for corporate takeovers and to line the pockets of the wealthy. The intentional “dumbing down” and distraction of society to repress uprising, free thought, and speech. People excessively eating mass produced, abused animals. Not so much that eating animals is wrong in nature, but not necessary in today’s age. My stand is more-so a protest to society’s abuse of nature. Realistically, I would eat animals if it was back in the day when there were old school local organic butcher shops, and there wasn’t a fast food empire based on their demise. I would, absolutely, love to hunt, blood-let, and skin my own animals to eat, much like my family does. Please eat only local kosher meat 🙂
• HOBBIES: Snowboarding, jogging, perusing, gardening, paintball, wake boarding, drunk-ass bocce ball in the sunshine, metal working, painting, roller derby, hiking, road tripping.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: METAL!! (in a loud shrieking voice), hydrogen peroxide, Dr.Bronners, tea tree oil, snowboarding.
• VICES: The chronic, those little succulent Thai patties from Zen Gardens, goji, acai, mangosteen and noni juices.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Perusing Infowars.com, PrisonPlanet.com, reading, planting things, maintaining as much greenery indoors as possible, hanging out with nature, exercising – your body should be your temple, and it should be a well-oiled machine, free of pain.

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