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Kemper Suicide in My Little Blue Window

• INTO: Sharks and puppies.
• NOT INTO: Indoor pools, Jar Jar Binks.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Chihuahuas, breakfast, happy hour, sleep
• MAKES ME SAD: No dogs allowed, high kill shelters, strays, being away from my dogs.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Vibrator, dogs, car, sleep, Chapstick.
• VICES: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating, and I’m a total creeper.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Searching for the mythical clitoris.

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