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Damsel Suicide in Lucy Ford

• INTO: Musicians, artists, dirty talk, good baby makin’ music, post-sex cuddling, 5:00 o’ clock shadow, chicks with dreads, reading tarot cards, guys with strong arms, nipple rings.
• NOT INTO: Butch chicks, spiky hair, cut off T-shirts, jocks, high maintenance Barbie doll bitches, preppy boys, dudes who chew tobacco.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Puggle snuggles, mooses, mustaches, Mary Jane, the Green Bay Packers, McDonald’s Diet Coke.
• MAKE ME SAD: Abandonment, animal cruelty, people ripping off other people’s tattoos.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Penelope, my cell phone, sweatpants, marijuana, my camera.
• VICES: Hostess cupcakes and dirty porn.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: With Penelope, and perving on hot naked bitches.

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