Tease: Special Edition1

Anonymous Suicide in The Louise Boat

• INTO: Intelligent, non-violent civil disobedience for the betterment of society. Sailing the high seas, topiary and all manner of similarly artistic shrubbery.
• NOT INTO: Corrupt governments, corporate greed, injustice, the suppression of rights, violence.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: The lulz.
• MAKES ME SAD: Uniformed opinions, unintelligent actions based on uniformed opinions, human and animal cruelty.
• HOBBIES: Studying topiary, driving luxury cars, and cruising on the Louise Boat.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: A laptop, a high speed internet connection, life, liberty, and the pursuit of lulz.
• VICES: Having too much fun.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Poking around your hard drive.