As a sex shop employee, I know how difficult it is to pick a sex toy. You finally work up the courage to get into the sex shop and you’re greeted by a giant wall of synthetic dicks. Things aren’t much better shopping online either; how are you supposed to know if you’re going to want to put something on your junk if you can’t even touch it with your hands? To give you a hand — or at least a silicone fist — I’ve created this little tip list to help you find the best sex toy for you!
Your Grandma ain’t got squat on this break dancing granny! Check out the video above to see Grandma Tracy breakdancing at Mad Decent NYC block party, fanny pack and all. It’s safe to say that this 60-something Grandma shows us all that there’s more to aging than prunes and crosswords. YOU GO GRANNY! (via: baratunde.com)
INTO: tattooing, sarcasm, anything tasty and sugary, sushis & jap food, tea, travelling, comics, books, redheads, british humor and humor in general, painting, internet, Akira, art nouveau, restaurants, sleeping, dogs, belgian beers, calm, independance
NOT INTO: early mornings, bullying, cold wind, spicy dishes, new year’s eve parties, heat, hardcore feminism, attention whoring, dependance, loud/pretentious/opportunistic/fake people, crowded places
MAKES ME HAPPY: tattooing, friends, being busy, music, dogs, trips, sunny but not too hot days, rain, succeeding something, drawing, a good book, new people, christmas when I’m with my family, chocolate, tea
MAKES ME SAD: violence, nastiness, no chocolate, being alone when hungover, sundays, this effing northern weather
HOBBIES: drawing, baking, cuddling,
5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Internet, chocolate, books, beer, food
VICES: chocolate, beer, sushi, food in general, tobacco, comics, internet, tea
So this post is all about making dairy products out of… other dairy products. When I was younger my mom taught my brother and me how to make ice cream in a bag and butter in a jar, so I figured I’d share it with you! I found some great videos on YouTube, much better than I could make myself, so I’m just going to direct you to them (plus I’ve been out of town most of the week).
Oh and then I’ll tell you how to make chocolate whipped cream.
Have you ever wondered why you feel attracted to some things, products or people? There is a famous quote by Leonardo da Vinci: “Nothing fools us more than our own judgement”. Can this be true? Let’s see…
I just went through another breakup, this is my fourth breakup with the same guy in about a year. I know that’s a lot but I just kept hoping it was gonna work out this time and he seemed like he really wanted things to work too. I know it’s bad that I kept letting him come back but I was just so in love with him. It was a lot less traumatic this time…
INTO: tattoos and getting them, freebies, piercings, being lazy, reading in the shade, mad roller coasters that make you chuck your guts ^~^, water, the sea, skanky literature, snooping, veggie sushi, massive vegan milkshakes, starbucks, illegal activities, photography, being naked, artistic expression, girl on girl, vegan ice cream, Asian food, curry, creativity, singing (anywhere, anytime), daydreaming, bunnies, rainy days, snowboarding, the inscriptions in 2nd-hand books
NOT INTO: Animal cruelty, waiting in line, failed baking experiments, spiders, hot weather, stupidity, books with broken spines.
MAKES ME HAPPY: When i hear a song i love, ink and piercings 🙂 Vegan cupcakes….. mmmm…….. Swimming in a warm sea. When someone challenges me intellectually
MAKES ME SAD: all the cruelty and war that we become immune to, intolerance, greed, poverty…….. not achieving my goals. bad hair days lol
HOBBIES: graphic and fashion design, reading, singing, painting surfing, swimming, and art… finding bizarre goodies in 2nd-hand shops and perving over arty boys n girls
5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My cellphone, my iPod, my ID, my wallet, vaseline
VICES: I’m very critical and sarcastic. I’m lazy and procrastinating, i over-think things, have zoned-out blond moments. I’m a complete perfectionist and can get a bit manic sometimes.
I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Doing design and art, mooching around reading or surfing the web…… going out with friends, listening to music. being random and sneaking off to get more tattoos … and keeping my indiscretions from my family, generally causing mischief.
