by Bob Suicide

Geek and chic are becoming synonymous these days. I was looking at a fashion blog this morning that was praising the fashion-forward notion of horn-rimmed glasses and suspenders. And, while capitalizing on or bastardizing a culture of people who, only years beforehand were ridiculed for the same appearance seems a bit odd–to say the least–there is something to be said that now–more that ever before–it’s easy for you to look cool. And, trust me, it’s worth it if you want to get the high score with the nerdy ladies.

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by Eric Levy

A few years back, the world was fascinated with zombies. You saw zombies everywhere… hell, even Comic heroes were zombiefied and left to prowl on the meek and innocent. Zombie this, zombie that and then have some more Zombie sprinkled all over your morning coffee. You know what they say, a Zombie a day, keeps the necrophiliacs away!

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by Christine Dinh

We all know the phrase “We can still be friends, right?” ranks up there as one of the worst phrases one person can say to another person. (Don’t even get me started on that. We were never friends to begin with before whatever the heck we were happened, ass.)

In addition to pseudo-romantical relations, we’ve all at one point in our lives used the word “friend” as a loaded weapon. In junior high, my sister and I would trade our friendship for requests with my younger cousin. If he wanted to be friends, he would have to go downstairs and grab us a snack pack.

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Damsel Suicide in Bold

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• INTO: musicians, dirty talk, good baby makin music, post-sex cuddling, 5:00 shadow, chicks with dreads, reading tarot cards, guys with strong arms, nipple rings…
• NOT INTO: butch chicks, spiky hair, cut off t-shirts, jocks, high maintenance barbie doll bitches, preppy boys, dudes who chew tobacco…
• MAKES ME HAPPY: feeling appreciated
• MAKES ME SAD: abandonment
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT:Penelope, my cell phone, sweatpants, marijuana, my camera
• VICES: Marlboro Smooths and dirty porn
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: WITH PENELOPE, making clothes, working on photography and graphic design stuff, making music, and smoking weed.

Get to know Damsel better over at SuicideGirls.com!