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Jul 2012 17

by Lee Camp

As I say in the video, I don’t believe the Bible is anything more than a collection of some mildly fascinating fairytales with an occasional woman getting stoned to death for giving up pussy at the wrong time. However, we have a lot of extremely wealthy religious people in this world, and I hope they take a moment to consider what their favorite book has to say about the subject. They seem to care what it says when it comes to what people do in the bedroom, so why not what people do in the boardroom?

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Jul 2012 17

by Jeckyl Suicide

I call it Jeckyl’s blackberry chocolate surprise because the end result really was a surprise – no kidding! And it goes really well with whipped cream. – Jeckyl Suicide

Ingredients

  • 100g dark chocolate
  • 150g self-raising flour
  • 150g plain flour
  • 60ml blackberry jam
  • 60ml cocoa powder
  • 60ml buttermilk
  • 4 large eggs
  • 2 table spoons coffee powder
  • 200g baking margeriene
  • 200g sugar (this sounds like a lot but the dark chocolate and coffee make it really bitter)

Directions:

1. Start by preheating your oven to 180 degrees (celsius).

2. Wash your hands thoroughly. (I’m big on hygiene!)

3. In a clean bowl, sift together all your dry ingredients (flour, sugar, cocoa powder).

4. In a pan, boil 3 quarters of a cup of water. Add the margeriene, coffee powder, and dark chocolate, and mix until they’ve all melted and it’s a smooth syrup. Remove from heat and allow to cool.

5. in a seperate bowl, cream together the eggs and buttermilk.

6. Make a well in the centre of your dry ingredients and stir in the buttermilk/egg mixture.

7. Once the coffee syrup had cooled add it to the other ingredients. (Make sure it’s not hot or the eggs will curdle and then you’ll have to start ALL over again. Seriously.)

8. The result should be a very runnny and dark looking dough. Like this:

9. Grease up a cake tin of your choosing. Preferably a large one cause it’s a pretty big mixture. I chose this one.

10. Place on a baking tray in the oven and allow to bake for approximaltely one hour. DON’T open the oven before it’s fully risen otherwise it’ll flop and turn hard like an oversized cookie.

11. Remove from oven and allow to cool before turning over onto a dish. I was impatient with mine and tried tp flip it while it was hot then it broke. So BE PATIENT!

12. Dust with icing sugar and add cherries to make it look pretty.

Ta-da!!

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Jul 2012 17

by Blogbot

Every week we ask the ladies and gentlemen of the web to show us their finest ink in celebration of #TattooTuesday.

Our favorite submission from Twitter wins a free 3 month membership to SuicideGirls.com.

This week’s #TattooTuesday winner is @BornAndBredMark with his “shweet” anime cafe girl.

Enter this week’s competition by replying to this tweet with a pic of your fav tattoo and the #tattootuesday hashtag.

Good luck!

A few things to remember:

  • You have to be 18 to qualify.
  • The tattoo has to be yours…that means permanently etched on your body.
  • On Twitter we search for your entries by looking up the hashtag #TattooTuesday, so make sure you include it in your tweet!

Check out the Tattoo Tuesday winners of weeks past!

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Jul 2012 17

by Daniel Robert Epstein

“It’s pretty rebellious to even try and do rock and roll at this age.”
– Billy Idol

Billy Idol isn’’t unlike the Incredible Hulk in that he refers to himself in the third person. Of course when you’re a cultural icon you can do that sort of thing. Idol helped millions of girls and boys bridge the gap between pre-puberty and puberty with his sexually charged concerts, music and music videos. Now he hopes to do that with a whole new generation of people with his latest album, Devil’’s Playground.

Read our exclusive interview with Billy Idol on SuicideGirls.com.

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Jul 2012 17

Wit Suicide in Peacock Pie

  • INTO: I like to go on adventures. I recently went to the rain forests of Belize. I love scuba diving. I’m a complete nerd for biology. I’m in love with my hammock and Harry Potter. I love food and cooking.
  • NOT INTO: Roaches, clowns, feet, or dope addicts.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Being with friends and loved ones.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Rejection.
  • HOBBIES: Scuba, reading, video games, tokin’.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Cell (it sucks), cigarettes (though I’m “quitting”), eyeliner (well a girl’s gotta look good), my hammock, my friends.
  • VICES: I don’t always think before I speak, which results in me being loud and very blunt. Also I tend to go on rants about the biological correctness of statements – my friends hate it.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Workin’, schoolin’, tokin’, and sleepin’.

Get to know Wit better over at SuicideGirls.com!