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Sep 2011 06

Machete Suicide in Ford

  • INTO: Shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants ( for their big trunks), art, sext messaging, carne asada tacos.
  • NOT INTO: Sidekicks, Kraft cheese singles, The Beatles, pork, bouncers that take away your fake ID, really expensive clothes, The Fully Down, getting peed on in the shower.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: San Fran – I wanna move back soo bad, the West Coast is my true love.
  • MAKES ME SAD: When I run out of beer/cigs.
  • HOBBIES: Masturbating, cooking, drawing, belly dancing, and sex.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Oreos, Earl Grey tea, Zune, conditioner, and oscar.
  • VICES: Smoking, pot, drinking, and tattoos.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes.

Get to know Machete better over at SuicideGirls.com!


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