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Kemper Suicide in Margaritaville

• INTO: Carcharodon carcharias, puppies, central air, fiction, privacy, Adobe creative suite.
• NOT INTO: Indoor pools, Jar Jar Binks, lack of personal space, fruits & veggies, and rude, arrogant, pushy people.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: My dogs, breakfast, happy hour, sleeping in, Mexican food, margaritas.
• MAKES ME SAD: Strays and finning.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Vibrator, car, sleep, Chapstick, my dogs.
• VICES: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating, and I’m a total creeper.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Searching for the mythical clitoris.

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