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Nov 2010 01

Magpie Suicide in This Bird Has Flown

  • INTO: Laziness.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Warm feet, Fritos on my sammiches, coffee maker sounds.
  • MAKES ME SAD: When the toothpaste falls off the toothbrush before I can get it into my mouth.
  • HOBBIES: Sewing, baking, folding laundry.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Grilled cheese, Burt’s Bees, fat knees, bitch please.
  • VICES: Sugar, people on stilts.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Doing crimes, and judging people to make myself feel better.

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