My latest Moment of Clarity rant could easily have been entitled “Distractions Will Be The Death Of Us” because we are allowing the distractions to take us away from the important conversations. Some would argue that this is hypocritical of me, since I myself am a comedian. However, I hope my comedy can act as a gateway drug to the important topics. I try to bridge the deadly canyons between distraction and crucial issues…You can decide if I succeed.
– Lee Camp, July 2012
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Lee Camp is a stand-up comedian, writer, and activist. He’s a contributor to The Onion and has performed stand-up comedy at events featuring Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore. He was recently on Showtime’s series The Green Room with Paul Provenza. He’s done comedic commentary on Countdown with Keith Olbermann, BBC’s Newsnight, PBS, E! network, SpikeTV, MTV, and ABC’s Good Morning America. He’s featured in the new bestseller Satiristas! with the likes of George Carlin, Bill Maher, and Stephen Colbert. Lee also provided a catharsis for millions of people when he went live on Fox News and called the network a “parade of propaganda and a festival of ignorance.” His first album, Chaos for the Weary, was listed as one of the Top 5 stand-up comedy albums of 2011. His new book, Moment of Clarity, and album, Pepper Spray The Tears Away, are in stores now. Lee will be bringing his comedy show West to the Fake Gallery in Los Angeles this Saturday, July 14. For tickets click HERE. For more information visit LeeCamp.net.
“Staying true is way more important than staying current.”
– Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt braved a very rough cell phone connection to give a phone interview for his latest film. He stuck to funny one liners to keep it safe when the questions were breaking up, so it was kind of a free 10 minute standup set from a major comedian. Even his polite refusal of a SuicideGirls membership was funny.
There’s only one scene with Patton Oswalt in the movie, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. He plays Roache, a neighbor Dodge (Steve Carell) runs into at an end of the world party. Since an approaching asteroid gives earth only three weeks before destruction, people are living up their last days.
Roache explains to Dodge how he’s been using the end of the world to get laid. It turns out 8s and 10s lower their standards when they don’t have any time to wait for someone better. Oswalt gives a funny monologue in a memorable scene from the movie, and he gave us some time in support of the film.
”Whenever I’m with my mom in a public place and there is a 20 year old around she will pimp me out as Cleveland.”
– Mike Henry
Mike Henry has one of the best jobs on Earth. He is a voice actor, writer and producer on my favorite primetime cartoon ever, Family Guy. In addition to doing the voice for Peter Griffins neighbor Cleveland, he does a myriad of other voices including Herbert the aging pedophile, and the Greased up deaf guy.
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“Bill’s a Libertarian and he’s probably liberal on 60% of the issues and conservative on 40%.”
– Scott Carter
Scott Carter has the very important job of executive producer on one of my favorite television shows, Real Time with Bill Maher. The show has been on HBO ever since Politically Incorrect went off the air. Maher and Carter still take the piss out of all the politicians while having serious discussions with many great guests.
Carter also has a storied career in comedy. He used to do his one-man show, Heavy Breathing all over the world and he’s worked with SuicideGirls favorites Uncabaret. I got a chance to talk to Carter in the off season from Real Time.
“I want the fans to pick it up and enjoy it and be like, ’Wow, this is badass!'”
– Dane Cook
I’ve seen dozens maybe even hundreds of threads about comedians on SuicideGirls over the years and Dane Cook is the one that seems to inspire the most love and vitriol, but I’m not sure why. Though when I got a chance to talk to Dane about Retaliation his new double disc comedy CD/DVD he seemed to have a pretty good handle on why that is.
“We had so many deleted scenes and funny outtakes that we literally dont have enough room on the DVD to use it all.”
– Judd Apatow
Real comedy fanatics have been cuckoo for Judd Apatow since the wonderfully hysterical Ben Stiller Show on FOX. Throughout the ’90s Apatow was involved with a number of comedies like The Cable Guy and Celtic Pride. But it was really after his stint as producer of Paul Feig’s Freaks and Geeks that he hit his stride. From there Apatow created the TV series Undeclared and produced the hit films Anchorman and Kicking & Screaming. Along with his main star and co-writer Steve Carell, Apatow has created the funniest project of his career. It’s about stereo salesman Andy Schitzer, who has never been with a woman, and his co-workers who try to get him some serious pussy.
