Shaddix Suicide in Pint Size

• INTO: Fundraising. Thunder Storms. Sour Candy. Outrageous shoes. Cuddling.
• NOT INTO: Spiders. Heartbreak. Rude obnoxious people. Complainers.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Friends.BBQs in the summer. The beach.
• MAKES ME SAD: Animals cruelty. Greed.

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by Tara Diane

I really love this project, contact paper décor, because it’s great if you’re renting or living somewhere short term and want to jazz up the walls.  If you’re renting you probably don’t want to paint, since you’ll just have to paint over it when you leave, and probably don’t want to spend a bunch of money on vinyl wall decals that cost a fuck-ton and aren’t reusable.  These aren’t reusable either, but they only cost $6 worth of contact paper and an hour of your time.  So… on with the tutorial!

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by Nathalie Moody

Jealousy. Why was this emotion created in the master-planning of the emotions? There must be some involvement from the devil here. He must get off with twisted satisfaction as the most rational and mature lot of us, struggle to ignore the evilness of this illogical envy! It creeps under our skin and skews are sense of reality. Jealousy can distract us from moving on, moving forward and functioning as a rational human being.

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By Edward Kelly

As a kid, I always had a thing for sidekicks. I favored Robin over Batman, Impulse over The Flash, The Genie over Aladdin, Thud Butt over Rufio (from “Hook” and, if you got that reference, any chance you want to be BFFs, like, right away?).

It made playing backyard games with the neighborhood kids really simple. While everyone argued over who got to be Leonardo or Raphael, I was happily off to the side as Michelangelo, swinging my very-much-DIY, cardboard-toilet-paper-rolls-held-together-with-string nunchucks.

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Yulia Suicide in Don’t Panic

• INTO: adventures, art, open-mindedness, feminism, danger, smiles, laughter, Eastern Europe, solo naked dance parties in my bedroom, group naked dance parties in anyone’s bedroom
• NOT INTO: rudeness, intolerance, inequality, ignorance, abuse of any kind, negativity, pessimists, elitists, poor basic hygiene, boredom
• MAKES ME HAPPY: the ocean
• MAKES ME SAD: stupidity
• HOBBIES: painting, writing, dancing, sewing, cuddling, learning to play or at least dabble on various instruments, philosophizing, learning new things, cooking, taking photos of water and clouds and urban decay
• VICES: hair dye. Parliaments. your boobs!

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“SuicideGirls: Beauty Redefined” is our 396 page hardcover tribute to the stunning SuicideGirls from around the world. The images are collected by region and represent the most beautiful nude images of the SuicideGirls from the past 8 years.

This massive tome comes with a discreet black cover that would look good on any coffee table. All copies sold through SG will come signed by Missy Suicide.

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by Jay Hathaway

So, let’s say you’re a woman, and you’d like to be paid more for your job. You’re obviously not going to go in and ask for a raise unprepared, so you’ll have to get ready. What’s the first thing you should do? Review your work and compile a list of accomplishments that show how good you are at your job? Wrong. Add up all the times you’ve saved your boss’s ass? Sorry, wrong again.

Nope. You need to douche. Preferably with Summer’s Eve Feminine Wash.

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