Jason was born in Iowa. He drank a lot of beer there, then moved west to make it. He’s working on that now. In the meantime he is a talented paint-by-numbers artist, rodeo clown, powerful wall-street executive, and once on the Alamo tour asked where Ozzy pissed. He enjoys fine hand-crafted ales, lagers, and pornographic lite-brites. When approached by him in the wild it’s best to assume a non-threatening posture and offer sandwiches or burritos. If neither are available assume he will be hostile, and do not run for he will become predatory and give chase.

For more information consult your local library.

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