by Scott Rothman and Mike Sacks
$1,000 wk/8BR – Come enjoy beautiful East Hampton this summer! Awesome beach house just steps from ocean, with fabulous views throughout. New Weber grill. Plenty of rooms to sob in. Totally did not just rent this and hope I could find 7 other people to spend the summer with me. Tennis nearby. Minutes from town. Jacuzzi. Newly installed phone for late-night therapist and ambulance dialing. New bedding. Bedbug issue semi resolved.
Other amenities include laundry room, weight room, a guy looking to meet some cool buds, wrap-around deck where the seeds of new friendships can be planted, showers no one has rigged to look at you naked, etc.
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by Erin Broadley
“I’ve kind of grown up and become less afraid of sincerity.”
-Christina Ricci
Actress Christina Ricci has always been a bit obsessed with historys Eleanor of Aquitaine. Rumor has it that the 12th Century Queen ran a cult of courtly love in France that practiced the radical ideology that a marriage without love was no marriage at all. Eleanor, naturally, was charged with heresy by the Catholic Church and spent 15 years wasting away in a prison cell.
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Haydin Suicide in Doe Eyes
- INTO: Girls and boys, modern dance and ballet, creating story book characters by watching people around me, gymnastics, playing with my animals, raves occasionally, Suicide Girls, meeting new people with pure hearts, writing poetry and stories, culinary arts.
- NOT INTO: Assholes with ego problems, cruelty towards animals, mean people, people who tease my bunnies, show offs!
- MAKES ME HAPPY: My boyfriend, dance,photography, painting, creating life through choreography and telling stories through feeling, outward energy and emotion, artic wolves, MY BUNNIES!!!
- MAKES ME SAD: Close minded assholes, animal abusers, self-centered people.
- HOBBIES: Ballet, modern, jazz, art, beach writing, cooking writing.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Dance, my boyfriend, friends, love, vegetables.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Dancing, taking pictures of nature, thinking of tomorrow, writing stories, painting, playing with my pet rabbits, college, with boyfriend.
Get to know Haydin better over at SuicideGirls.com!
by Ryan Stewart
“We torture for profit. You can’t get any lower than that.”
-John Cusack
John Cusack is going to say anything he pleases, and if you’re smart you won’t try to stop him. He attributes the genesis of his new anti-war film, War, Inc., to the moment seven years ago when Bush administration spokesman Ari Fleischer had the gall to look Americans in the eye and tell them that they “better watch what they say.”
“I was like, ‘Oh, right. Fuck you!'” Cusack says, calling up SuicideGirls during a break on a London film set to vent about his many frustrations, ranging from the snake-oil strategems of corporate America to the seemingly eternal occupation of Iraq.
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Lyona Suicide in La Joven Princesa
- INTO: Romantic stuff, music, tea, weed, leopard print, tattoo.
- NOT INTO: Stress.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: The sun, rain, the sea, the beach, flowers and nature.
- MAKES ME SAD: Wasted time, racism, intolerance, disrespect, fights.
- HOBBIES: I love going for walks in the forest when I’ve got time.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My lingerie, my eyeliner, my music, my cigarettes, my family of course!
- VICES: Smoking and sex.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Studying, going out with my friends to drink beer and have philosophical conversations.
Get to know Lyona better over at SuicideGirls.com!
by Fred Topel
“On behalf of all girls with asses, thank you.”
-Lucy Lawless
Lucy Lawless’s most famous roles have taken her to different eras of history. As Xena in Xena: Warrior Princess, she starred in a comedic interprettion of Greek mythology. Now on TV’s Spartacus, she’s in an ultra-violent depiction of Roman gladiators. Her character, Lucretia, runs a gladiator school with her husband Batiatus (John Hannah).
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Buffy Suicide in Spank
- INTO: Not wearing pants, sex, weed, steak, kittens, love, warm weather, sunsets, coffee, dancing, tattoos, tequila, traveling, love, confidence, red hair, drinking beer, inside jokes, nature.
- NOT INTO: Shopping, trying on clothes, high maintenance people, extensions, fake eyelashes, cancer, tanning, orange make up, drama, jealousy.
- MAKES ME SAD: When someone I love is sad or hurting. Stealing, lies, cancer.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My mother, food, water, soap, money.
Get to know Buffy better over at SuicideGirls.com!
