Leandra Suicide in Post Showtime

• INTO: My four cats (Rocky, Cookie, Belle and Zakk), Dexter, laughing, concerts, makeup, meeting up with friends, driving, listening to music, retro cartoons, retro games and consoles, films, films and films, cinema, music, making people laugh, sleeping, and kissing!
• NOT INTO: Rude people or people who just aren’t nice. Animal cruelty. Oh…and talking on the phone.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: My cats, smoking, film, music, my great friends, and Dexter!
• MAKES ME SAD: Animal cruelty, road kill, missing friends and family..
• HOBBIES: Music, movies, movies, movies, surfing the net, watching TV, reading some, shopping, hanging out at home, hanging out other places, going to gigs, laughing too much – that’s a hobby!
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, water, my cats, internet, my car.
• VICES: Cigarettes, pot, and unhealthy food…shame, shame.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Thinking too much, watching movies, smoking weed, and chatting with my friends who are scattered everywhere.

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Luscious Suicide in The Moor

• INTO: Small government, the right to privacy, the right to bear arms, drinking fine organic red wine and local beer made with spring water, copulating daily, getting my empty skin-canvas covered with art from my favorite minds, hanging out with Dane, free running in my city, animal rights, Rattus Rattus, old rods, shooting pool, BOWLING!, old school non-CGI special effects, going to shows, rocking out with the box out, camping/shroom benders with good friends, traveling, sustainable organic gardening, shopping at thrift stores, repairing old busted crusty things to be re-used, finding things on the street, having bonfires, winging things, running inanimate objects over with my car, getting all dolled up, laying in bed smoking delicious home grown cannabis all day, reverse-osmosis filtered water systems!
• NOT INTO: Big government, chlorine and fluoride being added to water, being exposed to toxins in daily life, electro-magnetic chaos, stress, high definition TVs, pesticides, genetically modified foods/animals, chemtrails, vaccines, religion and those who force it on others, wasteful consumer whores, self-absorbed assholes, fast food, anything imported from China that is not art, unconstitutional taxes, bills (particularly Bill C-51), and drama of any kind.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Livin’ the dream, working at home with the love of my life. Went from counter wench at Way Cool in Niagara in 1998, to owning my own studio in 2010! Go team Snibbard! The feeling when people come back to my shop and thank me for “waking them up.” Having a long walk with my farfels, and a packed bong after a hard days work. Any day where a large captive animal mauls, tramples, or kills a human, especially tigers. Any day where a crooked politician is publicly embarrassed, made to fumble on their own words and backpedal desperately.
• MAKES ME SAD: The fact that they took phonics out of school the same year pharmaceutical companies started paying schools $500/head for kids being medicated for made-up conditions. Manufactured news, fake “recessions” only made for corporate takeovers and to line the pockets of the wealthy. The intentional “dumbing down” and distraction of society to repress uprising, free thought, and speech. People excessively eating mass produced, abused animals. Not so much that eating animals is wrong in nature, but not necessary in today’s age. My stand is more-so a protest to society’s abuse of nature. Realistically, I would eat animals if it was back in the day when there were old school local organic butcher shops, and there wasn’t a fast food empire based on their demise. I would absolutely love to hunt, blood-let, and skin my own animals to eat, much like my family does. Please eat only local kosher meat 🙂
• HOBBIES: Snowboarding, jogging, perusing, gardening, paintball, wake boarding, drunk-ass bocce ball in the sunshine, metal working, painting, roller derby, hiking, road tripping.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: METAL!! (in a loud shrieking voice), hydrogen peroxide, Dr.Bronners, tea tree oil, snowboarding.
• VICES: The chronic, those little succulent Thai patties from Zen Gardens, goji, acai, mangosteen and noni juices.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Perusing Infowars.com, PrisonPlanet.com, reading, planting things, maintaining as much greenery indoors as possible, hanging out with nature, exercising – your body should be your temple, and it should be a well-oiled machine, free of pain.

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Carrina Suicide in Te Extrano

• INTO: WWII history, airplanes, riding dirt bikes, house destruction parties, furry creatures, Irish whiskey, cooking amazing dishes.
• NOT INTO: Aimless people, and salmon.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Dissent, profanity, and patriotism.
• MAKES ME SAD: Boys who can’t fix things, unwarranted sobriety, copycats, disloyalty, traitors, thieves, gutless cowards in general.
• HOBBIES: Pwning shit in general, studying all things science related, writing, literature (fine or not).
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My family, the capacity to learn, air, typewriter, freedom.
• VICES: Mania, drunken debauchery, inhibiting my lung capacity, being a lush in general.

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Wit Suicide in Dog Sitting

• INTO: I like to go on adventures. I recently went to the rain forests of Belize. I love scuba diving. I’m a complete nerd for biology. I’m in love with my hammock and Harry Potter. I love food and cooking.
• NOT INTO: Roaches, clowns, feet, or dope addicts.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Being with friends and loved ones.
• MAKES ME SAD: Rejection.
• HOBBIES: Scuba, reading, video games, tokin’.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Cell (it sucks), cigarettes (though I’m “quitting”), eyeliner (well a girl’s gotta look good), my hammock, my friends.
• VICES: I don’t always think before I speak, which results in me being loud and very blunt. Also I tend to go on rants about the biological correctness of statements – my friends hate it.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Workin’, schoolin’, tokin’, and sleepin’.

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Creepy Suicide in Dirty Diana

• INTO: Pirates, photography, Juicy Couture, Chanel, Alexander McQueen, pumps, vintage things, Baroque and Victorian era fashion, the ‘40s, Elvis, Christian Louboutin heels, cars and motorcycles, rum, burlesque, pinup fashion, high fashion, boobs, tight-lacing, Tumblr, and smoking the ganj.
• NOT INTO: Anonymous haters – or haters of any kind, fakers, liars, cheaters, douche bags, gross pervs, chesters, and Jesus freaks…
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Pirate ships and pirate talk, big beautiful buds, hot sunny days, adventures, photo shoots, music, the ocean and all the creatures inside, kittens and puppies, bats, Juicy and Chanel, a closet full of Louboutins, Will Ferrell.
• MAKES ME SAD: Being lied to, being alone, cold, the past, how much hate is in the world, animal abuse =(
• HOBBIES: Getting naked, capturing every moment before it’s gone, high fashion photography and makeup.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Reds, iTouch, Ganja, D90, Dewoowoo.
• VICES: Disclosure.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Creating chaos and destruction, getting high and fucking shit up, wishing I was a pirate!

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Lunar Suicide in Level Up

• INTO: Pugs not drugs, art (Mark Ryden, Audrey Kawasaki, Lori Earley, etc), plastic, junk, Old Spice, Max MSP.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Exploring.
• HOBBIES: Pole dancing, burlesque, lomography.
• VICES: Hello Kitty.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Playing computer games.

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Ellys Suicide in Vintage Keys

• INTO: Hard rock, heavy metal, poetry, alcohol, chocolate, knowledge, strange kinds of women, body mods.
• NOT INTO: Corporate stuff, mathematics.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: A good storyteller, a kind smiling stranger, to be sure that friendship does exist no matter what my friend does to me.
• MAKES ME SAD: People with closed minds, sinking in their vices till they stupidly die, and animal suffering.
• HOBBIES: Playing the hardest death metal guitars, reading a lot, writing good bedtime stories for suicide people, listening to good music.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My guitar, amplifier (of course), my Voodoo doll, rock n’ roll (maybe not a ‘thing’ but I can’t live without it).
• VICES: Reading crazy things and ugly/cruel jokes.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Writing things that are trying without success to be as brilliant as Cortazar.

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