Luscious Suicide in Aquifer

• INTO: Small government, the right to privacy, the right to bear arms, drinking fine organic red wine and local beer made with spring water, copulating daily, getting my empty skin-canvas covered with art from my favorite minds, hanging out with Dane, free running in my city, animal rights, Rattus Rattus, old rods, shooting pool, BOWLING!, old school non-CGI special effects, going to shows, rocking out with the box out, camping/shroom benders with good friends, traveling, sustainable organic gardening, shopping at thrift stores, repairing old busted crusty things to be re-used, finding things on the street, having bonfires, winging things, running inanimate objects over with my car, getting all dolled up, laying in bed smoking delicious home grown cannabis all day, reverse-osmosis filtered water systems!
• NOT INTO: Big government, chlorine and fluoride being added to water, being exposed to toxins in daily life, electro-magnetic chaos, stress, high definition TVs, pesticides, genetically modified foods/animals, chemtrails, vaccines, religion and those who force it on others, wasteful consumer whores, self-absorbed assholes, fast food, anything imported from China that is not art, unconstitutional taxes, bills (particularly Bill C-51), and drama of any kind.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Livin’ the dream, working at home with the love of my life. Went from counter wench at Way Cool in Niagara in 1998, to owning my own studio in 2010! Go team Snibbard! The feeling when people come back to my shop and thank me for “waking them up.” Having a long walk with my farfels, and a packed bong after a hard days work. Any day where a large captive animal mauls, tramples, or kills a human, especially tigers. Any day where a crooked politician is publicly embarrassed, and made to fumble on their own words, and backpedal desperately.
• MAKES ME SAD: Manufactured news, fake “recessions” only made for corporate takeovers and to line the pockets of the wealthy. The intentional “dumbing down” and distraction of society to repress uprising, free thought, and speech. People excessively eating mass produced, abused animals. Not so much that eating animals is wrong in nature, but not necessary in today’s age. My stand is more-so a protest to society’s abuse of nature. Realistically, I would eat animals if it was back in the day when there were old school local organic butcher shops, and there wasn’t a fast food empire based on their demise. I would, absolutely, love to hunt, blood-let, and skin my own animals to eat, much like my family does. Please eat only local kosher meat 🙂
• HOBBIES: Snowboarding, jogging, perusing, gardening, paintball, wake boarding, drunk-ass bocce ball in the sunshine, metal working, painting, roller derby, hiking, road tripping.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: METAL!! (in a loud shrieking voice), hydrogen peroxide, Dr.Bronners, tea tree oil, snowboarding.
• VICES: The chronic, those little succulent Thai patties from Zen Gardens, goji, acai, mangosteen and noni juices.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Perusing Infowars.com, PrisonPlanet.com, reading, planting things, maintaining as much greenery indoors as possible, hanging out with nature, exercising – your body should be your temple, and it should be a well-oiled machine, free of pain.

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Tyra Suicide in Homework

• INTO: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
• NOT INTO: Brutishness, fat grindcore chicks, and machinators.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Festivals, my friends, love, and alcohol.
• MAKES ME SAD: Racism, love, and alcohol.
• HOBBIES: Art, music, and photography.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Sushi, sex, red lipstick, high heels, vodka, and my friends.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Free time? Drinking, friends, drugs, drinking, sex, friends – did I mention drinking?

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Lyxzen Suicide in A New Morning, Changing Weather

• INTO: Always: good company, food experiments, walking anywhere and everywhere, cat snuggles, the public library, taking photos at inappropriate times. Lately: sweets like you would NOT believe, Katy Perry’s boobs, asking questions.
• NOT INTO: Dishonesty, apathy, ignorance.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Serotonin, dopamine, ampersands, a fully-stocked kitchen, and sunshine.
• MAKES ME SAD: Feeling lost.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Lip balm, my pillow, peppermint tea, fruit, and words.
• VICES: Miami.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Eating Peanut Butter Pows.

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Rambo Suicide in Transatlantic

• INTO: Arts, crafts, psychology, and animals.
• NOT INTO: Negativity, irresponsibility, side aches on the treadmill, and any kind of drug you snort.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Anything tiny, flowers, tea, and art.
• MAKES ME SAD: Animal cruelty and obscene wealth.
• HOBBIES: Dancing, skating, working out, posing nude, watching TV series on DVD, riding my bike, drawing, cross stitching, making greeting cards, reading, and writing.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Chapstick, beer, sunglasses, Bovi, and love.
• VICES: Junk food.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Watching movies, playing video games, reading, cooking, sleeping, playing with kitty, shopping, driving, and making arts & crafts.

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Milloux Suicide in Interlace

• INTO: Murder By Death, forensics, film editing, music making, sleeping, Siouxsie, the art of soap operas, country music, Cute Cannibals, claymation, tails, roadkill, reading upside-down, crying babies, painting on the public, bikes, real emo, skramz, playing shows, steampunk, Satan, Jewish people.
• HOBBIES: Making movies, making music, making faces, making pictures, making cakes, making sex, Mercs, buying mice, buying fish, buying Chapstick, riding bikes, riding my bike again, riding dudes, working on bikes, working my hips (not).
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My dog (Siouxsie), water, computer, avocados, dental floss.
• VICES: I have none.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping and/or on my bike.

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Bow Suicide in Pretty Corset

• INTO: Anime, manga, hentai, music, traveling, films, laughing, pandas, jellyfish, thoughtfulness, parks, adventures, hotels, singing, theme parks, planes, being spontaneous.
• NOT INTO: Normal porn, I don’t know why – it just feels wrong, fake people, slimey food, liars, arrogant people, war films, mummies boys, spiders, being cold, feet.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: The mice on the underground, being comfortable with someone, meeting new people, making true friends, smiling, being warm, outgoing people, Miu Miu, bread, road trips, box sets, pandas, jellyfish, letters, surprises, gifts.
• MAKES ME SAD: Liars, two faced people, beans, being cold, being too hot, people that make folders on MySpace and/or Facebook for their “tatts.”
• HOBBIES: Video games, music, traveling, gigs, guitar, singing, and travel. I really want to get into yoga, anyone want to come with me?
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Phone, key, necklace, camera, Miu Miu.
• VICES: Cake, boys with green eyes, hair dye, and drop E riffs.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Playing video games or on trains. I’d like to go skiing, stay in a log cabin, ride in a hot air balloon, and to go camping.

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Maple Suicide in Syrup

• INTO: Cuddling, laughing, pointless drives, naps, playing solitaire, watching movies, snowboarding, traveling, music, doing crafts, video games, a good talk, making people laugh, getting new ink.
• NOT INTO: Drama, wasting my time, creepers, not being happy, when there’s no more soda.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Road trips, being with friends, cuddling, candy, cheese Danishes, cartoons, Pixar, boobies, my car, my nephew, oldies, Bichael Buble’s voice, walking through the woods, fresh snow, snowboarding, food, living with Casanova.
• HOBBIES: Working on my plan for the zombie apocalypse.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Laptop, toothbrush & toothpaste, cell phone, a shower, and a reason to smile.
• VICES: Lingerie, fast food.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: With friends, SG chat.

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