Casanova Suicide in Morton
- INTO: Surfing the web, drinking, partying with friends, sleepovers, pillow fights, cats, long drives (especially at night), living life and smiling every day…all day.
- NOT INTO: Fighting, politics, hangovers, doing dishes, small yappy dogs.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: My friends, my family, my kitten, shopping, eating junk food all day while sitting on the computer blogging about how much fun last night was…even if I can’t remember it.
- MAKES ME SAD: Saying goodbye, sad movies, finding out my milk has expired, pulling my iPod out only to find it’s dead.
- HOBBIES: Making jewelry, vintage shopping, blogging about living richly for cheap, surfing the web for any various reasons. I also collect masks.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My Computer, my Kitten, my credit card, my Vans Era sneakers, and my sunglasses.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sitting on the computer or partying. If I’m not doing one of those two things…something is probably wrong with me LOL!
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by Suri Suicide
[Tigerwong]
Artist/SG Member Name: Marcus Gregory a.k.a. Tigerwong
Mission Statement: That’s a tough one. I first got inspired to draw by my father when I was 7 or 8. We were on a family vacation and he doodled a cowboy on a napkin. I was amazed. I tried to draw my own little cowboy on my own napkin (it wasn’t very good) and ever since then I’ve loved drawing. I never knew what I wanted to do with it until started animating. Now animation is pretty much my mission in life, though illustration is fun, too.
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by Nixon
It’s been a while since I posted a Tin Foil Hat Report, but this is a good one. It comes right in the middle of my reading UFOs: Generals, Pilots and Government Officials Go On the Record, which Fractal Suicide kindly sent me the other week. Hence I’m primed and ready with my tin foil hat – especially in light of the slew of recently reported alien-related developments.
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by Ryan Stewart
“I’ve been defeated by hecklers many times.”
– Patton Oswalt
There are only a handful of comedians whose album releases qualify as cultural events, but Patton Oswalt is one of them. Tracks from his new CD, My Weakness is Strong are already being dissected by comedy enthusiasts in coffee shops around the country and picked apart on social networks like Twitter for the exquisite one-liners, the acutely-lobbed political grenades, and moments of inspired lunacy that compare to his memorable tangle with a screaming heckler on his last album, Werewolves and Lollipops. That CD, released during the death throes of the Bush administration, was widely hailed for its stance of supreme indignation and undercurrent of soul-weariness that mirrored the national mood at the time, and cemented Oswalts reputation as a comedian who loses no ground by going topical and getting angry.
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Baz Suicide in Little Ghost
- INTO: Truth.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: Red Wine, chocolate, shopping, music, the beach, orgasms.
- MAKES ME SAD: Cellulite, allergies, addictions, sneezing, not having an orgasm.
- HOBBIES: Singing, touching myself, touching him, touching myself again.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My guitar, my cellphone, my dildo, my shampoo and my mp3.
- VICES: I’m such a drama queen.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Daydreaming.
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by Blogbot
Described as “the most irresponsible book written on the subject of sexuality since The Berenstain Bears Host a Key Party” by late night icon Conan O’Brien, Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk is arguably one of the most unhelpful sex manuals on the market today. Authored by The Association for the Betterment of Sex (which is comprised of a gaggle of current and former Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Vanity Fair, and Onion writers), it features at best plain bad advice and at worst utterly inaccurate facts. On the plus side, the 232 page compendium of copulation disinformation is as amusing as it is misleading.
In an effort to perpetuate their procreation propaganda The Association for the Betterment of Sex and Broadway Books have kindly allowed us to reprint the excerpt below. Please note: SuicideGirls will not take responsibility for unwanted pregnancies that may result from following any of the instructions below.
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By Malloreigh
The joke is pretty common – “bacon is vegetarian” or “I’m vegan/Jewish except for bacon.” Bacon – thinly sliced, fatty, fried flesh of pigs – is a force to be reckoned with, and probably, for some vegetarians, a meat that’s very sorely missed. I won’t lie to you and say that the following vegan bacon recipes are exactly like real bacon. However, they may satisfy some bacon-urges, and will complete your brunch plate.
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