And Now For Something Really Cute…2

by Sash Suicide

• INTO: Eating paper, licking the floor, pooping, skipping around.


• NOT INTO: Green beans, cats and small birds.


• MAKES ME HAPPPY: Jennifer Hudson’s voice on the weight watchers commercial, loud music, shoes, attention from anybody, doing gymnastics in the living room.


• MAKES ME SAD: When there’s no food, or I’m being forced to go to bed.


• HOBBIES: Flipping bowls and shoes over, playing chase, skipping on the rug, chewing walls, destroying magazines and important mail.


• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Romaine, a rug to leap on, my mini condo (it’s really a cat scratcher).


• VICES: Chewing important things in general, lack of bowl control, not listening.


• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Hiding behind the curtain and staring.

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