And Now For Something Really Cute…4

by Sash Suicide

• INTO: Reanimation, tuna, practicing my ninja climbing skills, milk rings, sleeping inside of hoodies, expanding my Halloween cat army, ice cream.
• NOT INTO: Thunderstorms, other cats challenging my doctor skills.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Cuddles, bath time, sweaters, knocking cups over.
• MAKES ME SAD: Mom leaving for work.
• HOBBIES: Sharing mom’s food, naps, excessive stretching.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Tuna, a flossin’ wardrobe, naptime, twisty-ties, hiding spots to lurk in.
• VICES: Jumping on the counter while mom is cooking, pawing her chest when her alarm clock goes off, leaving the sink turned on.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Lounging on speakers and napping.

Photography: Alissa Brunelli

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