And Now For Something Really Cute…5

by Sash Suicide

• INTO: Butting things with our heads, escaping from paddocks, eating gardens, climbing trees.
• NOT INTO: Weeds – we’re too spoilt to eat yucky old weeds.
• MAKES US HAPPPY: Rubbing our heads on Mum, getting chin scratches, hanging out with the dogs, fruit and flowers, sleeping with our heads on Mum’s lap.
• MAKES US SAD: Being separated. Soggy hay.
• HOBBIES: Pushing and butting things with our heads, grazing, and sleeping in the sun.
• 5 THINGS WE CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Mum, fruit, flowers, hay, each other.
• VICES: Humping each other.
• WE SPEND MOST OF OUR FREE TIME: Devising escape plans so we can get into Mum’s flower garden..

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