Jensen Suicide in Doing It Wit…

• INTO: Cupcakes and hula hoops, tulips, economics and marketing, making messes, silliness, positivity, shoes, and artsy fartsy shit.
• NOT INTO: Cockroaches and mayonnaise, negativity, cat people.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Almost everything, really. Noises doggies make when they sleep.
• MAKES ME SAD: People who aren’t happy.
• HOBBIES: Lounging in my hammock with a beer, a book, and a pug, being silly, murdering people at words with friends.
• 5 THINNGS I CAN”T LIVE WITHOUT: My doggy, my computer and/or phone, water, blankets, cuddles.
• VICES: Passive-aggressive tendencies!
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: See hobbies.

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Alle Suicide in Geek Love

• INTO: Naked women, Russian vodka, steaks, leopard prints.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: My kitty, orgasms, sushi, horror movies.
• MAKES ME SAD: When I can’t find something.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My love, internet, my CD of Hellbilly Deluxe 2, hair straightener, my camera.
• VICES: Drinking, buying useless things.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping!! =D

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Astatine Suicide in Oasis

• INTO: Baking, tattoos, cars, music, photography, art, art history, dive bars, chivalry, education, veggies, hot pink & black, talk radio, cynicism.
• NOT INTO: Ignorance, body odor, handsy customers in the strip club, insecurity, narrow-mindedness, stereotypes, STALKERS!
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Cupcakes, muscle cars, my laptop, close friends, a fat bowl of kush, nerdy glasses on a guy, Djarums, La Crema ’07, dark chocolate, candles, Nag Champa (incense in general, really), taking photos, coffee.
• MAKES ME SAD: People who don’t recycle, fakeness, bad music, bad drivers, humidity, injustice, grammatical errors, misspelled words, animal abuse, people who perpetuate bad stereotypes, those who find no humor in, and/or don’t understand, SARCASM!
• HOBBIES: Anything involving passion, anger, or creativity.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: MacBook, iPhone, Pilot V7 rolling ball fine point pens, coffee, contact lenses, sunglasses, cinnamon gum, Djarum Blacks….
• VICES: I don’t consider anything a vice.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Wanting more time.

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Carrina Suicide in 100 Degrees

• INTO: WWII history, model airplanes, riding dirt bikes, target shooting with my padre, house destruction parties, rabbits and all kinds of little cute furry creatures, Irish whiskey and German food!
• NOT INTO: Aimless people and salmon.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Dissent, entropy, thermodynamics, box wine, vintage Tarantino, baby coconuts with cinnamon and sugar on top.
• MAKES ME SAD: Boys who can’t fix things, unwarranted sobriety, disloyalty.
• HOBBIES: Words, phrases, villanelles, pwning shit.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My dog, family, freedom, the capacity to learn, uhhhhmmm food/air.
• VICES: Mania, drunken debauchery, inhibiting my lung capacity, being a lush in general.

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Opaque Suicide in Lothlorien

• INTO: Forest gardening, crop circles, natural earth homes – cob cottages, human evolution of the spirit, living in balance with nature, people who take action and control of their own lives, healthy organic nourishment and sound food production practices, cyclical thought/living.
• NOT INTO: Unconscious consumption, genetically modified organisms/Monsanto, pesticides, knowledge but no action, broken natural cycles, mindless obedience, those who let others determine the sequence of their life, linear thought/living.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Sunshine, stars, tea, friends, laughter, a warm sweater on a chilly day, good music, good food, homemade pie, ecologically minded humans, action, evolution, thought, but mostly elderberry wine.
• MAKES ME SAD: The abuse and destruction of our mother earth.
• HOBBIES: Reading, making things, cooking & baking like a whore.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, water, shelter – that’s only 3?
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Wondering what to do with it.

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Luscious Suicide in Grime

• INTO: Small government, the right to privacy, the right to bear arms. Drinking fine organic red wine and local beer made with spring water, copulating daily, getting my empty skin-canvas covered with art from my favorite minds.
• NOT INTO: Big government, chlorine and fluoride being added to water, being exposed to toxins in daily life, electro-magnetic chaos, stress, high definition TV’s, pesticides, genetically modified foods/animals…”
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Any day where a crooked politician is publicly embarrassed, and made to fumble on their own words and backpedal desperately.
• MAKES ME SAD: The intentional “dumbing down” and distraction of society to repress uprising, free thought, and speech. People excessively eating mass produced, abused animals…
• HOBBIES: Snowboarding, jogging, gardening, paint-ball, wake boarding, drunk-ass bocci ball in the sunshine, metal working, painting, Roller-Derby, hiking, road tripping.
• 5 THINNGS I CAN”T LIVE WITHOUT: METAL!! (In a loud shrieking voice), hydrogen peroxide, Dr.Bronners, tea tree oil, snowboarding.
• VICES: The chronic, those little succulent Thai patties from zen gardens, goji / acai / mangosteen / noni juices.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Perusing Infowars.com/ and Prisonplanet.com/, reading, planting things, maintaining as much greenery indoors as possible, hanging out with nature.

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Sysca Suicide in Nice n Easy

• MAKES ME HAPPY: When Maedusa posts new testimonials on my profile.
• MAKES ME SAD: I hate interns.
• HOBBIES: Photography, illustration, css, sex, parties, sex, shopping, walking, sex, writing.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T DO WITHOUT: Laptop, water, music, Clarins cream, a place to hide.
• VICES: Always come for more.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: I’ve got no fucking free time.

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