Magpie Suicide in This Bird Has Flown
- INTO: Laziness.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: Warm feet, Fritos on my sammiches, coffee maker sounds.
- MAKES ME SAD: When the toothpaste falls off the toothbrush before I can get it into my mouth.
- HOBBIES: Sewing, baking, folding laundry.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Grilled cheese, Burt’s Bees, fat knees, bitch please.
- VICES: Sugar, people on stilts.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Doing crimes, and judging people to make myself feel better.
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by Nicole Powers
“It’s like a really bad trip.”
– Camille Rose Garcia
Growing up in the shadow of Disneyland, artist and illustrator Camille Rose Garcia spent a lot of time contemplating the reality of fantasy and the fantasies that make reality palatable.
Just as the white paint flaked and the wood decayed in the once-perfect picket-fenced suburbs that surround Disney’s Orange County Fantasyland, on canvas and in print, Garcia’s brightly colored fairytale tableaus are juxtaposed with darker elements, as real world forces impinge on her perfect dream worlds.
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King Suicide in Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset
- INTO: Titties, kittens, sewing, cooking for friends, cuddles, true buds, dirty girls, bruises, Tumblr.
- NOT INTO: Personal drama of others.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: Cuddles & giggles, purrrrrrring, a new pair of shoes, tits rubbed in latex, holding hands.
- MAKES ME SAD: Sad things.
- HOBBIES: Making plushies and pasties and little delights.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: IPhone, white wine, heels, kitty cats, eyeliner.
- VICES: Oh so many.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Being introverted.
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by Fred Topel
“I hope one day Poison will make another record.”
– Bret Michaels
Reality TV rarely represents anything viewers would recognize as actual reality. The Bachelor uses real people but puts them in a dating pageant that never seems to result in any actual marriages. Survivor drops them on an island where no one’s life is actually at risk, and it’s just a popularity contest in the end.
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Milloux Suicide in H2O
- INTO: Murder By Death, forensics, film editing, sleeping, Siouxsie, the art of soap operas, country music, Cute Cannibals, claymation, reading upside-down, crying babies, painting, track bikes/cruisers, real emo, playing shows, Steampunk, and Satan.
- HOBBIES: Making movies, making music, making faces, making pictures, making cakes, making sex, Merc, buying mice, buying fish, buying Chapstick, riding bikes, riding my bike again, riding dudes, working on bikes, [not] working out, working my hips?
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My dog [Siouxsie], water, computer, avocados, dental floss.
- VICES: I have none.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping and/or on my bike.
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by Ryan Stewart
“Are we the monsters?”
– Gareth Edwards
David Spade once had a stand-up bit about how audiences shouldn’t have to cut a movie slack for having a low budget, since ticket prices are all the same. Monsters, a new indie sci-fi film made for $15,000 – less than Kevin Smith’s Clerks – passes the high-expectations test with flying colors.
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Cheri Suicide in Longing
- INTO: Shoes, booze, boys with tattoos.
- NOT INTO: Haters.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: Good metal shows.
- MAKES ME SAD: Hunting 🙁
- HOBBIES: Skateboarding.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My iPhone, my dog, skateboard, smokes, mascara.
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