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May 2011 13

by Mur Lafferty

SuicdeGirls presents the seventh installment of our Fiction Friday sci-fi series, Marco and the Red Granny, which is brought to you by SG columnist Mighty Mur a.k.a. cyber commentator Mur Lafferty.

Marco and the Red Granny is set in a not-so-distant future where an alien species, the Li-Jun, has transformed the moon into the new artistic center of the universe, where the Sally Ride Lunar Base soon gains the nickname “Mollywood.” These aliens can do amazing things with art and the senses, allowing a painting, for example, to stimulate senses other than sight.

In the previous installments, Marco, a writer whose career has long been in the doldrums, gets a surprise call from an agent he thought he no longer had, informing him that he had received an offer from Mollywood for a much coveted Li-Jun patronage.

Keen to catch up career-wise with his ex-GF Penelope, who’d unceremoniously dumped him after being recruited by the Li-Jun two years earlier, Marco jumps on the next shuttle to the moon. Once aboard, he finds himself sitting next to a seemingly unassuming old lady called Heather, who turns out to be The Red Granny, a legend in Li-Jun’s reality show world for being a three-time champion of The Most Dangerous Game (which requires contestants to sign away the rights to their life).

After settling into his new accommodations at House Blue, Marco has a brief meeting with his new patron, a Li-Jun called Thirteen. It’s only then that Marco realizes he’s never been shown the terms of his employment, and a sense of unease sets in.

That evening, Marco is taken on a trip to see The Red Granny in action in The Most Dangerous Game. After a bloody battle, the senior reality TV star is again victorious. The viciousness of the game however, leaves The Red Granny unconscious, and Marco shocked, disturbed, and in need of a stiff drink.

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May 2011 13

by Blogbot

This Sunday (May 15th) our very special in-studio guests are love experts Marni Kinrys a.k.a. Wing Girl and Michael Des Barres. Wing Girl has developed her own pro-female method for success to help men with dating and relationships. Meanwhile, Michael Des Barres is known for his erotic poetry and his ‘hands on’ work in the field. This week’s show will therefore be a roundtable discussion of love, sex and relationships from both the male and female perspectives.

Listen to SG Radio live Sunday night from 10 PM til Midnight on Indie1031.com

Got questions? Then dial our studio hotline digits this Sunday between 10 PM and midnight PST: 877-900-1031

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And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter.

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May 2011 13

by Ryan Stewart

“We’re making a zombie movie, but really they’re just hungry.”
– Larry Fessenden, producer

Despite the success of the Twilight franchise, real vampire movies are alive and well. I found out as much in November 2009, when, on behalf of SuicideGirls I took a drive up to Woodstock, NY, to visit the set of Stake Land, a low-budget horror film that eschews sparkly, boy-band vamps in favor of the more traditional, animalistic bloodsuckers we all know and love.

Writer/director Jim Mickle, who made the rounds a few years ago with his much talked-about indie-horror film Mulberry Street, is the brain behind the project, a road movie that takes place in a post-apocalyptic North America, years after a war between vampires and humans has left the entire continent in ruins and relegated survivors to a medieval existence, living hand-to-mouth and traveling together in tightly-formed, armed brigades.

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May 2011 13

Kewpie Suicide in Twinkle

  • INTO: Nerds, people who are pretty on the inside, and texting.
  • NOT INTO: Jocks, bros, meatheads, Republicans, driving, the texture of chalupas, and the bottom of pizza.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: My girlfriend, my bunny, buying new underwear, reading, learning, and spending time with my BFF Dillan.
  • MAKES ME SAD: When people purposely make me jealous, when people are picked on, Republicans, when people make jokes about eating my bunny, waking up early, following a routine and way they messed up the Eragon movie.
  • HOBBIES: Reading, singing, painting, photography, dancing (badly), cooking, and decorating cakes.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Chapstick, vodka, somebody to snuggle, technology, and an artistic outlet.
  • VICES: Dessert, vodka, and snuggling 🙂
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Watching Netflicks with a bottle of wine and my girl.

Get to know Kewpie better over at SuicideGirls.com!


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May 2011 13

by Alana Joy

Every week we ask you guys to show us your ink in celebration of Tattoo Tuesday: we choose one favorite submission each from Twitter and Tumblr and they win a free 3 month membership to SuicideGirls.com.

Check out this weeks winners!

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