Vane Suicide in So Cozy

• MAKES ME HAPPY: Puppies.
• HOBBIES: Drawing, watching movies, crossword puzzles, occasional orgies, and worshiping satan.
• VICES: Hedonism and cheating at spider solitaire.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: I’m a full-time dreamer and a part-time alcoholic.

Get to know Vane better over at SuicideGirls.com!

by Daniel Robert Epstein

Who ever thought that Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio would get into a bidding war over the son of Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft? That’’s something even Nostradamus wouldn’t have predicted, but it happened. Said bidding war was over the rights to Max Brooks’’ wild new zombie book World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, which tips its hat to Studs Terkel’’s The Great War — but rather than featuring interviews with people involved in World War Z, the book investigates nearly every aspect of what would happen if there were a real zombie infestation in today’’s world. Brooks is definitely an expert on all things zombie, having written the bestselling Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead.

Read our exclusive interview with Max Brooks on SuicideGirls.com.

by Aadie

A column which highlights Suicide Girls and their fave groups.

This week, Aadie Suicide takes a closer look at Suicide Boys.

Members: 3,416 / Comments: 31,758

• WHY DO YOU LOVE IT?: Naked boys! There are some gems in there!!


• DISCUSSION TIP: Positivity is key. No negatrons.
• BEST RANDOM QUOTE: “Barium’s a babe!”
• MOST HEATED DISCUSSION THREAD: What Do Girls Want To See?

  Some thoughts on the subject include:

  “It’s not all about your dick. I like to see faces too. And nice guy asses.”

  “You defiantly [sic] need boner shots and more than one.”

  “I’m partial to pierced nipples.”

  “It’s actually all about the nipples.”

  A foreskin is nice if you have one 🙂

  “Looks aren’t everything. A good personality will get you everywhere. And if you are having fun in your set and are comfortable in front of the camera we will all see that. This isn’t about being the hottest one here. It’s about being the most free spirited…or something.”

• WHO’S WELCOME TO JOIN?: Everyone!!!!!!! (Especially potential Suicide Boys!)

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by A.J. Focht

Last Wednesday saw the first big batch of DC’s new 52 released. Reviews were as mixed as they were for Justice League #1 the previous week. A few of the comics were praised here and there, but there seems to be one clear winner for the week. Animal Man #1 has caught everyone’s attention, and I have yet to hear a bad word about it. For reviews on all of last week’s releases, check out Nerd Bastards‘ full report.

Potential major *SPOILERS* for The Avengers have been leaked. If you don’t want to know who the big secret villain is, just skip the next paragraph.

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by Daniel Robert Epstein

Well, it’s official: hell has frozen over, the fat lady has sung, and Tommy Chong has quit smoking pot. Apparently after you smoke weed everyday for 50 years and then are forced to quit cold turkey when you’re thrown in prison, you lose your taste for it. Hopefully that will never happen to me. I got a chance to talk with Chong about his time in prison, his new book The I Chong which lays out his philosophies and whether or not he thinks Cheech Marin has sold out.

Read our exclusive interview with Tommy Chong on SuicideGirls.com.

Opaque Suicide in Carnivale

• INTO: Forest gardening, crop circles, natural earth homes – cob cottages, human evolution of the spirit, living in balance with nature, people who take action and control of their own lives, healthy organic nourishment and sound food production practices, cyclical thought/living.
• NOT INTO: Unconscious consumption, genetically modified organisms / Monsanto, pesticides, knowledge but no action, broken natural cycles, mindless obedience, those who let others determine the sequence of their life, linear thought/living.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Too many things to list…sunshine, stars, tea, friends, laughter, a warm sweater on a chilly day, good music, good food, homemade pie, ecologically minded humans, action, evolution, thought, but mostly elderberry wine.
• MAKES ME SAD: The abuse and destruction of our mother earth.
• HOBBIES: Reading, making things, cooking & baking like a whore.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Food, water, shelter –– that’s only 3?
• VICES: Smoking!
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Wondering what to do with it.

Get to know Opaque better over at SuicideGirls.com!

by Jensen

I tried to recreate these amazingly delicious mozzarella phyllo dough stick things from my favorite restaurant at a town I used to live in, and I failed miserably. Deciding I needed to try something different with my second roll of phyllo (fillo, whatever), I figured you can’t really fuck anything up when butter, chocolate, and peanut butter are involved. So I made up this baklava type concoction that would surely piss off any old Russian grandma. It’s super easy to make, you just have to be delicate with the dough. And it might be a little bit tedious.

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