Mar 2011 28

Luana Suicide in The Show Must Go On

  • INTO: Dancing around my house in my undies.
  • NOT INTO: Ignorant people.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: My dog Kingston, good food, great company.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Judgment.
  • HOBBIES: Reading, laying in the sun with my fruity drink, sketching, Mario Cart Wii, eating, good sex.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Music, Chapstick, a pen, laughter, sex.
  • VICES: Weeeeeeeeed.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Eating, playing with my puppy, reading, watching good movies, cooking, being with family/friends.

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Mar 2011 25

Epiic Suicide in Homework

  • INTO: Looking at arts and films…I’m easily captivated through my eyes. Also very intrigued by good rhythm and sexy beats, music moves me. I love nerds, girl on girl action, tattoos, piercings, sarcasm, comedians, and living to the fullest!
  • NOT INTO: Rude and disrespectful people.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: New clothes, bows, shinny stuff, weed, corny jokes, movies, pets, smell of cinnamon, alone time, laughing, great quotes, interesting people, sex, love, friendship.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Holding back, shame, guilt, pain, sun in my eyes, jerks, smell of horses, taste of cinnamon, rude and disrespectful people.
  • HOBBIES: Piercing, fashion design, dancing, singing in the car, cut/style hair, cooking, riding horses, travel.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Computer, internet, eyeliner, pushup bra, and my camera.
  • VICES: I always losing everything, I bite my lip, and I can be shy, sarcastic and have a sharp tongue.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Playing World of Warcraft or at the movies.

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Mar 2011 24

Aeris Suicide in Blue Velvet

  • INTO: Taco Bell, whiskey, car rides with good music, random weekend getaways, my red nose pit, days off, white wine, the beach.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Surprises, new things.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Boredom.
  • HOBBIES: Cars, snowboarding.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: MacBook, Blackberry, my pit bull, true religion jeans, wife beaters.
  • VICES: Reisling, being online, spoiling my dog.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Working, online, taking my dog to the lake.

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Mar 2011 23

Sinnah Suicide in Toit Brulant, Petite Chatte

  • INTO: Tattoos, sarcasm, anything tasty and sugary, sushi & Japanese food, tea, traveling, comics, books, redheads, cute blonde girls, painting, video games, sleeping, dogs, Belgian beers, calm, independence.
  • NOT INTO: Physical contact, cold wind, spicy dishes, New Year’s Eve parties, heat, hardcore feminism, attention whoring, dependence, loud/pretentious/opportunistic/fake people, crowded places.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Tattooing, friends, being busy, music, dogs, trips, sunny but not too hot days, rain, succeeding at something, drawing, a good book, being able to socialize without alcohol, Christmas with my family, chocolate, tea.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Violence, nastiness, no chocolate, being alone when hungover, Sundays, this ‘effing northern weather.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Internet, my glasses, books, food.
  • VICES: Chocolate, sushi, food in general, tobacco, comics, internet, tea, cute pictures of cute girls.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Drawing and/or procrastinating.

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Mar 2011 22

Arabella Suicide in Union Jack

  • INTO: Fire breathing, love, romance and bubble baths. I’m totally pirate obsessed!!! I collect all things pirate. I love pirates – I am one!
  • NOT INTO: Lethargy.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: A smile.
  • MAKES ME SAD: A frown.
  • HOBBIES: Finding buried treasure!

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Mar 2011 21

Machete Suicide in Romper

  • INTO: Shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants ( for their big trunks), art, sext messaging, carne asada tacos.
  • NOT INTO: Kraft cheese singles, The Beatles, pork, bouncers that take away your fake ID, really expensive clothes, The Fully Down, getting peed on in the shower.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: San Fran – I wanna move back soo bad, the West Coast is my true love.
  • MAKES ME SAD: When I run out of beer/cigs.
  • HOBBIES: Masturbating, cooking, drawing, belly dancing, and sex.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Oreos, Earl Grey tea, Zune, conditioner, and Oscar.
  • VICES: Smoking, pot, drinking, and tattoos.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes.

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Mar 2011 18

Luscious Suicide in Aquifer

  • INTO: Small government, the right to privacy, the right to bear arms, drinking fine organic red wine and local beer made with spring water, copulating daily, getting my empty skin-canvas covered with art from my favorite minds, hanging out with Dane, free running in my city, animal rights, Rattus Rattus, old rods, shooting pool, BOWLING!, old school non-CGI special effects, going to shows, rocking out with the box out, camping/shroom benders with good friends, traveling, sustainable organic gardening, shopping at thrift stores, repairing old busted crusty things to be re-used, finding things on the street, having bonfires, winging things, running inanimate objects over with my car, getting all dolled up, laying in bed smoking delicious home grown cannabis all day, reverse-osmosis filtered water systems!
  • NOT INTO: Big government, chlorine and fluoride being added to water, being exposed to toxins in daily life, electro-magnetic chaos, stress, high definition TVs, pesticides, genetically modified foods/animals, chemtrails, vaccines, religion and those who force it on others, wasteful consumer whores, self-absorbed assholes, fast food, anything imported from China that is not art, unconstitutional taxes, bills (particularly Bill C-51), and drama of any kind.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Livin’ the dream, working at home with the love of my life. Went from counter wench at Way Cool in Niagara in 1998, to owning my own studio in 2010! Go team Snibbard! The feeling when people come back to my shop and thank me for “waking them up.” Having a long walk with my farfels, and a packed bong after a hard days work. Any day where a large captive animal mauls, tramples, or kills a human, especially tigers. Any day where a crooked politician is publicly embarrassed, and made to fumble on their own words, and backpedal desperately.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Manufactured news, fake “recessions” only made for corporate takeovers and to line the pockets of the wealthy. The intentional “dumbing down” and distraction of society to repress uprising, free thought, and speech. People excessively eating mass produced, abused animals. Not so much that eating animals is wrong in nature, but not necessary in today’s age. My stand is more-so a protest to society’s abuse of nature. Realistically, I would eat animals if it was back in the day when there were old school local organic butcher shops, and there wasn’t a fast food empire based on their demise. I would, absolutely, love to hunt, blood-let, and skin my own animals to eat, much like my family does. Please eat only local kosher meat 🙂
  • HOBBIES: Snowboarding, jogging, perusing, gardening, paintball, wake boarding, drunk-ass bocce ball in the sunshine, metal working, painting, roller derby, hiking, road tripping.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: METAL!! (in a loud shrieking voice), hydrogen peroxide, Dr.Bronners, tea tree oil, snowboarding.
  • VICES: The chronic, those little succulent Thai patties from Zen Gardens, goji, acai, mangosteen and noni juices.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Perusing,, reading, planting things, maintaining as much greenery indoors as possible, hanging out with nature, exercising – your body should be your temple, and it should be a well-oiled machine, free of pain.

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