by Damon Martin

“Why do you think nobody’s ever tried to be a superhero before?”

“I dunno. Because it’s impossible.”

Thus the saga of Kick-Ass begins. When social misfit Dave Lizewski sits with his friends one day and ponders why there are no real life superheroes, he decides to take it upon himself to be the first real life vigilante. Ordering a wet suit from eBay, taping up some pipes, and donning a mask and soon Dave is on his way to fame as a superhero.

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by Alana Joy

Every week we ask you guys to show us your ink in celebration of Tattoo Tuesday: we choose one favorite submission each from Twitter, Tumblr, and MySpace and they win a free 3 month membership to SuicideGirls.com. Check out this weeks winners!

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Rainbow Suicide in Alley Cat

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• INTO: Green tea, chai tea, any other type of tea you could throw my way, music, hugs, Wicca, pain, cuddling, bright colors, boys, looking at girls, System of a Down, rainbows, getting bitten and biting, the gorgon Medusa, mohawks, men with tattoos and piercings, Chuck Taylors, five hour daily talks with Adam, the uncanny valley, Crispy’s recaps and translations, the taste of envelope glue, back rubs, wearing jeans with no undies, lollypops, bluntness, sleeping naked, AIM, exclamation marks!!!, watching people break bones, bubblegum and claw machines, homo milk, going to see live shows, Johnny’s restaurant, surprises, my Viagra pens, getting things in the mail, musicals, toast with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, candles and incense, fan artsies, children, Pee-wee Herman, video games, snakes and other scaly things, nudity, photographs/photography, Tourettes syndrome, hair pulling, math and programming, wrestling in high school, correct grammar and punctuation, the sound of scissors cutting construction paper, playing tennis, being obnoxious and tacky jewelry.
• NOT INTO: Tommy the green Power Ranger, ignorant people, diets, fat people who wear clothes that are too small, complainers, womens attitudes today, makeup, girly girls, being bladder shy, the sound of sex, bad Chinese food, feet, jealousy, waking up before noon, applesauce, people who play the sympathy card, kids having kids, headaches, rap and country music, bright lights, trees being marked for cutting, assholes on Xbox LIVE, my mom, soda, impatient IMers, people who can’t sing but think they can, crazy stalker people from SG, mustard, papercuts, poorly done tattoos and your mom.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Rainbows, Columbus, Vinton County, Rusty reading to me, musicals, my itty bitty group of friends, watching people break bones, homo milk, Tsutar’s art, sleeping naked, my Xbox LIVE friends, sound of scissors cutting construction paper, sitting at home and cuddling up with someone, watching local shows, my bed, sunshine, sunshine on my bed, Artemidoris being in Columbus with me, Rubik’s Cubes, my Chuck collection, my Rebel, my life!!!
• MAKES ME SAD: Chillicothe, bad music, bright lights, annoying sounds, trees being marked for cutting, assholes on Xbox LIVE, losing my puppy dog, snow and ice, winter, septum ring infections, my big bed being so big and empty.
• HOBBIES: Downloading DOS games, wasting time, singing obnoxiously, buying things off the internet, drawing, solving Rubik’s Cubes, wasting more time.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My friends, green tea, music, hugs and love.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Playing ’round on the web, doin’ art, dancing around in my undies, walking around the many malls of Columbus.

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by Bob Suicide

There are two different kinds of geeks: those that take the blue pill and the ones that take the red…and depending upon which color you subscribe to; your interaction with the world at large (and the l33t ladies within it) will vary widely.

Take the blue pill and you’ll find that you’re unable to stop talking in social situations. You may not even be conscious of it, but to other observers they can see the looong green lines of code just spilling out of your mouth without end. Take the red pill and you’re so cripplingly shy, you can’t seem to talk to anyone. You just wander thorough various social situations as an observer.

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The Suicide Girls have teamed up with UnderShare Inc. to bring Los Angeles a lingerie fashion show that will knock your socks off (and give them to those who need them more than you do!). UnderShare Inc. is a volunteer based charity dedicated to providing new undergarments and toiletries to Los Angeles shelters that assist the homeless, and women and children escaping domestic violence situations.

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Buffy Suicide in Simplest Love

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• INTO: Tattoos. Music. Movies. Nature. Fishing. Camping. Baseball. Summer time. The ocean. Traveling.
• NOT INTO: Shopping and complaining about things that can’t be changed.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: The things I said I am into make me happy. Also, meeting good people…because it’s rare these days.
• MAKES ME SAD: When someone I love is sad. Stealing and cheating.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Money. Food. Chapstick. My Mom. Sports.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Doing whatever I want to do!

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* The annual Perseid meteor shower reaches its peak tomorrow night, with a moonless sky providing near-perfect observing conditions late Thursday into early Friday.

by Eric “Butter” Levy

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