Feyne Suicide in Wolf Spirit
- INTO: Being lost, animals and nature, solitude, silence, independence, reading, studies, foreign languages, nudity, sincerity, trees, philosophy, Asian films, Mandarin Chinese, China, traveling, motorcycling, herbal tea, cold climates, Great Britain, rain, having fits of laughter, smiling, feeling like a raindrop in the ocean, Léon Spilliaert, Jack Gescheidt, Kim ki-duk, Leslie Cheung, being natural, being mortal.
- NOT INTO: Fake bodies, fake souls.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: True love.
- MAKES ME SAD: Animal cruelty, contemporary environmental issues, society as it is today, consumerism, advertising, money, watches, Facebook, television, Photoshop, cars.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Nothing is indispensable.
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Enjoying my life and good health.
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When SuicideGilrs last spoke with The Daily Show’s Senior Women’s Issues Commentator, Kristen Schaal, she was in the process of doing exhaustive research for a sex guide she was penning with her boyfriend, Daily Show staff writer Rich Blomquist. Two years later, after much sweat, tears, soiled sheets and general stickiness – their rigorously field-tested manual, The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, is in stores. In this excerpt, Schaal and Blomquist take a peak through a Glory Wormhole to give us an incite into the future of sex.
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Teledildonics
by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist
In the future, you’ll be having the best sex of your life, and your partner won’t even be there. No, you won’t be masturbating (at least not every time). You’ll be fucking each other thousands of miles apart with the help of remote stimulation devices known as teledildos.
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by Star Padilla
Trikoton has stepped up the game when it comes to self-expression and individuality in fashion. The Berlin-based fashion house has found a unique way to reflect your personality in their clothing. The company uses the sound of your speech as source code for designs that are then woven into their high-tech knit garments.
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by Fred Topel
“Eventually I’ll have to do something so I earn some money.”
– David Cross
David Cross is so deadpan, you might not even be able to tell he’s joking. Certainly when you type his text out and read it, it feels totally straight. That’s why it’s funny. He says things that are inappropriate or ridiculous in casual conversation, then moves on. It’s not that he’s “on” like a lot of comedians who aren’t comfortable unless someone’s laughing. Cross might prefer if you didn’t get it and reported a sarcastic remark as fact. Not so fast, David Cross – we’re onto you.
His new show, The Incredibly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, gives Cross another vehicle for that type of humor. The IFC series stars Cross in the title role. He created and wrote the show about an energy drink salesman sent to England to head up the company’s U.K. sales force. Todd keeps lying about his accomplishments, his abilities and even his home address. It makes his bad decisions worse when he tries to cover for his fibs.
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Epiic Suicide in Squidcats
- INTO: Looking at photography, art, videos, short films, movies, interesting cinematics. I’m easily captivated through my eyes. Also very intrigued by good rhythm and sexy beats. Music moves me. I love nerds, girl on girl action, tattoos, piercings, sarcasm, comedians, and having a kickass time!.
- NOT INTO: Rude and disrespectful people.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: New clothes from Hot Topic, bows, shinny stuff, weed, corny jokes, movies, pets, smell of cinnamon, being able to be me, laughing, great quotes, interesting people, sex, love, and friendship.
- MAKES ME SAD: Holding back, shame, guilt, pain, sun in my eyes, jerks, smell of horses, taste of cinnamon, rude and disrespectful people.
- HOBBIES: Piercing, fashion design, dancing, singing in the car, cut/style hair, cooking, riding horses, and travel.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Computer, internet, eye liner, push-up bra, and camera.
- VICES: Always losing everything, biting my lip, [a tendency to be] shy, sarcastic and [have] a sharp tongue..
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Playing World of Warcraft or at the movies.
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by Blogbot
This Sunday (10/3) on SuicideGirls Radio our very special in-studio guest will be Tonight Show and Onion News Network writer Todd Levin, who’ll be talking about his new book, Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk. Described as “the most irresponsible book written on the subject of sexuality since The Berenstain Bears Host a Key Party” by former Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien, the book is arguably one of the most unhelpful sex manuals on the market today. Featuring at best plain bad advice and at worst utterly inaccurate facts, the 232 page compendium of copulation disinformation is, on the plus side, as amusing as it is misleading.
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by Blogbot
We’ve been having crazy amounts of fun chatting up a storm on Reddit’s IAMA page. Steam has been rising from Missy’s keyboard as she tries to keep up with the deluge of comments and queries from the site’s users.
“I am a little overwhelmed by the response,” says Missy, “but having a great time answering all of these questions.”
Thanks to Reddit, who made a special SG-style logo especially for our IAMA event, and to everyone who’s participated so far. We’re super excited to be Reddit’s #1 IAMA, and love that everyone’s efforts have earned us a coveted Gold Star!
And our Reddit/IAMA party is still going on, so come on over and join in the fun!