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Mar 2011 30

by Blogbot

This Sunday (April 3rd) our very special in-studio guest will be drummer extraordinaire, and all-round top dude, Josh Freese.

Josh has worked with some of the biggest, craziest and/or coolest names in the business; He’s a member of The Vandals, Devo, and the on-hiatus A Perfect Circle, and has played with NIN, Sting, and Guns N’ Roses, to name but a few.

Fresh off a tour with Devo, the wacky skin whacker will be in-studio talking about his forthcoming E.P., My New Friends (a follow-up of sorts to 2009’s Since 1972), and the novel way he plans on pimping it.

Listen to SG Radio live Sunday night from 10 PM til Midnight on Indie1031.com

Got questions? Then dial our studio hotline digits this Sunday between 10 PM and midnight PST: 877-900-1031

Busy on Sunday? Then find all our podcasts at http://suicidegirlsradio.blip.tv/ and listen at your leisure.

And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter.

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Mar 2011 04

by Aaron Colter

When I was asked to write a weekly column for Suicide Girls, my immediate questions was, “About what?” Because, truly, I didn’t know what the fuck anyone reading this would want to hear from me.

“Anything,” they said.

Well, alright. But I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean How to Make and/or Buy Weapons Grade Narcotics: A Guide In Multiple Parts, which is what I wanted to write about. But court sucks, and you know it. So instead, I’m calling this “Things I Like That You Might Like Too.” It’s exactly what it says it is.

Let’s get started:

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Mar 2011 02

by Erin Broadley

“Sarcasm is probably the lowest art form.”
-Rob Corddry

Last time we met Harold and Kumar, they journeyed across the state of New Jersey in search of the ultimate White Castle burger to satisfy a case of the munchies. Over the course of one, extremely long night, the pair triumphed over adversity, got their burgers and emerged America’s coolest bong-ripping duo since Cheech and Chong.

Now Harold and Kumar are back with a new adventure, except this time the stakes are higher as they hop a fight to Amsterdam – the weed capital of the world – and find themselves imprisoned as suspected terrorists after trying to sneak a smokeless bong on board.

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Mar 2011 01

by Mike Sacks and Teddy Wayne

Dear Ms. Frank,

Thank you for your handwritten memoir submission that found its way to our office and which we Google-translated from the Dutch. Unfortunately, we receive so many unsolicited teenage diaries composed in European attics that it is impossible to publish each one. We are passing on your diary with regrets, but herewith offer some constructive criticism.

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Feb 2011 25

by Blogbot

American Idol may have lowered their age limit this year, but it seems Fight Club have raised theirs: Bring it wrinklies!

Ps. Don’t forget Rule #6.

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Feb 2011 23

by Scott Rothman and Mike Sacks

$1,000 wk/8BR – Come enjoy beautiful East Hampton this summer! Awesome beach house just steps from ocean, with fabulous views throughout. New Weber grill. Plenty of rooms to sob in. Totally did not just rent this and hope I could find 7 other people to spend the summer with me. Tennis nearby. Minutes from town. Jacuzzi. Newly installed phone for late-night therapist and ambulance dialing. New bedding. Bedbug issue semi resolved.

Other amenities include laundry room, weight room, a guy looking to meet some cool buds, wrap-around deck where the seeds of new friendships can be planted, showers no one has rigged to look at you naked, etc.

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Feb 2011 18

by Dr. Grimes

Dr. Grimes Presents: A Guide To Life, The Universe & You’re Welcome

Unlicensed Dr. Grimes presents to you an illustrated, unlicensed doctoral review of hot button topics facing our universe which will be presented to you in a stunning, HD format.*

Dr. Grimes presently holds unlicensed doctorates in almost everything (everything except Sleestaks, which he loathes and fears), supplying unto you, his loyal readers, groundbreaking answers to the topical universal questions that plague us all.

And as always, dear readers, please watch out for poorly marked ground wells.

– Dr. Grimes

*HD presentation dependent upon individual reader’s eyesight

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This Week Dr. Grimes Saves America

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