by Ryker Suicide

I saw Fatality posted that she made these in The Kitchen Group, I asked her for her recipe but she said she sort of just did her own version of a very basic recipe. So I did the same. It was delicious! A fantastic autumn dish with a little kick. I have to credit Fatality for the pickled onion idea. ABSOLUTELY made the dish!

Ingredients Tacos:

• 1 can of black beans
• 1/2 can of Ro*Tel diced tomatoes with peppers
• Lime juice
• Fresh cilantro
• 1 clove of garlic
• 1 small butternut squash
• Olive oil
• 1 package of ground tofu “beef” bits (I love Smart Ground Original)
• 1 TBS Chinese 5 spice seasoning
• Ground Sage (to taste, I used about a TBS)
• Sea salt and fresh ground pepper to taste
• 1/2 TBS ground cumin
• Pickled onions (recipe follows)
• 3 diced peppers (jalapenos or serranos work great)
• Optional: Sour cream or yogurt (I used soy yogurt, to keep with the vegan theme)
• Corn Tortillas

Preparation:

Combine beans, Ro*Tel tomatoes, lime juice (I used a generous squirt of refrigerated lime juice), and about 1/8 of a cup of chopped cilantro leaves. Stir until warm, add 1 clove of crushed garlic and simmer on low stirring occasionally to prevent beans/garlic from burning.

In a large skillet heat olive oil (a few turns of the pan) until it begins to smoke. Add chopped butternut squash (about 1/4 inch pieces or so, whatever your preference is), ground sage (fresh would also probably work great here, I just didn’t have any on hand), salt/pepper, 5 spice, and ground cumin. Sauté for about 10 minutes until squash is very tender. Add “beef” crumbles and a pinch more of previously mentioned spices (to taste) and cook another 4-6 minutes until flavors have combined and are scrumptious!

Warm tortillas in a dry pan. Serve butternut squash/veggie ground mixture topped with beans, diced jalapenos/serranos, pickled onions, yogurt, and fresh cilantro.

Eat and enjoy!

Ingredients Pickled Onions:

• 1 cup of red wine
• 1 cup of red wine vinegar
• Approx. 1 TBS mustard seed
• Approx 2 TBS whole peppercorns
• 1/2 cup of packed brown sugar
• 2 tsp red pepper flakes
• 2 small yellow onions

Preparation:

Combine red wine and red wine vinegar in a pan over med-low heat. Stir in sugar until melted. Add mustard seed, peppercorns and pepper flakes. Add onions (I sliced them in half and then did thin slices). Heat over medium-high until boils. Transfer to mason jar and allow to pickle 8-12 hours (or longer). They keep for about 10-14 days in the fridge and are heavenly 🙂

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by Daniel Robert Epstein

Even casual music fans recognize the name Nick Cave and realize how important he was and is to the music. His influence has reached the point where new bands may not even realize how much of an influence he is on them. Though even hardcore Cave fans may not remember the movie Ghosts… of the Civil Dead which he wrote, he’’s written another screenplay, The Proposition, for director John Hillcoat. This time it’’s an Australian western starring Guy Pearce, Danny Huston, Ray Winstone and Emily Watson. Pearce and Huston are brothers who are vicious killers in the late 19th century and are being hunted by Ray Winstone’’s character. He captures Pearce and promises him his freedom if he agrees to turn on his brother.

Read our exclusive interview with Nick Cave on SuicideGirls.com.

Leon Suicide in Observations

• INTO: Music, psychology, sun, laughing (especially for no reason), having weird jokes that only you and your best friends understand, and the obvious: piercings, tattoos, and techno festivals.
• NOT INTO: Arrogance.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Good music, good parties, sunsets, rainbows, piercings, psychology, and one day festivals.
• MAKES ME SAD: Petty drama, bad weather, and heartbreak.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Music, my decks, my vinyl, my toothbrush, my laptop.
• VICES: I’d like to think I’ve got none, so it’s up to you to find them 😉

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Blackboards In Porn is a highly amusing site that claims to celebrate “pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard.”

Its anonymous but obviously British editor and webmaster, who we’re reliably informed has a BEng in Electronic Engineering and an MA in Screenwriting, focuses his or her considerable analytical and creative skills on the equations, diagrams, and notations drawn on said boards, checking for accuracy and scouring for greater meaning.

Though not a porn site ourselves (we like to think we’re naughty but not nasty, and pinup rather than pornography), we thought it’d be fun to set BiP some homework. Thus we challenged ’em to set their logical prowess loose on the chalk boards of SuicideGirls. Here’s what BiP came up with while checking out Nina Suicide’s Back To School photo essay…

WORK HARD AND DO YOUR BEST

Lessons in Life – universal
Computer Science – A-level/undergraduate level

There can be few better exhortations to students than this. Working hard and doing one’s best will always produce the finest possible results, either in the classroom or on the playing field. After any exam or sporting challenge there is no failure if one can say afterwards “I did my best.” (England footballers please take note.)

A game of Noughts and Crosses is underway on the blackboard. If this has been done by a student then it should have been rubbed off immediately (see post #9 re Wilson and Kelling’s broken windows theory). But if this is actually part of the lesson then a gold star should be awarded as Noughts and Crosses is a great introduction to many mathematical and computer science concepts from combinations and symmetry to artificial intelligence.

A first question to pose to the class would be how many games of Noughts and Crosses are possible (the game tree size)? A naive answer would be 9! = 362,880 (assuming X always goes first). However, many games will be over before all the squares are filled, and many more are simply rotations and reflections of others (in effect there are not nine, but only three starting places: corner, centre and edge). Taking these into account gives an answer of 26,830.

Devising an algorithm to produce perfect play is also a favorite challenge, exploring ideas such as backwards reasoning and recursion. These can then be applied to other, more complex games such as Connect 4 and draughts, through to unsolved games such as Reversi, chess and Go (with its game tree complexity of 10360).

However, if this is an attempt to teach the strategy of perfect play then one must hope that the teacher has picked a very poorly played game to illustrate what not to do. Assuming that X’s first move was in the corner (always the best start: of the then 73 possible games, assuming perfect play on X’s part, 71 result in victory and two in a draw), then O has immediately blundered by playing the far edge instead of the centre (where his/her only hope of a draw can come from), resulting in what should be certain victory for X. X could then force a win by playing the centre, but has him/herself blundered by playing middle bottom. O can now snatch a draw from the jaws of defeat by playing centre or top right, leaving X to harp on about how the Wags should have been allowed to stay in the team hotel.

Despites its pedagogical pedigree, Noughts and Crosses quickly becomes futile when both players can easily force a draw. This was well-illustrated in WarGames, when the military supercomputer, equating the game to global thermonuclear war, evaluated all possible outcomes and remarked, “Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.” Failing that, just work hard and do your best.

8/10 An inspired choice of teaching material.

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by A.J. Focht

The internet exploded early Monday morning when Variety announced that David Yates, director of the final four Harry Potter films, was “teaming up with the BBC to turn its iconic sci-fi series Doctor Who into a bigscreen franchise.” The only problem with this was the BBC didn’t even know about it. A tweet from the BBC’s official Doctor Who Magazine said:

To those hearing Doctor Who movie rumours, it’s just the same rumours which have been going round for years. Nothing’s currently happening!

So for those of you who were hoping that the Doctor would finally make it to the big screen, it looks like you’ll have to wait a bit longer. Still, Yates seemed rather adamant; maybe something will come of it.

Thor director Keneth Branagh has revealed his reasoning for not returning to Thor 2. Turns out it was simply an issue of timing. Branagh didn’t have time to get back into the project quickly like Marvel needed. He also generously noted that he, along with many others, is excited about the new director Patty Jenkins.

The first previews from Middle Earth will likely hit this December. According to Andy Serkis (Gollum), the first trailers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey should be in theatres this holiday season.

In a recent interview with TV Guide, Bruce Campbell talked about the decision to cut the role of Ash from the new Evil Dead. Campbell said that while the decision pissed many off, ultimately, they decided it was best not to run a direct parallel to the character, even though this is a remake. Campbell also notes that he wouldn’t have wanted to put any actor in that position, and I don’t blame him. Following in the footsteps of Campbell in his most famous roll would be rather daunting.

DC heroes aren’t just storming the comic stores, Cartoon Network is adding a block program called DC Nation that will feature several DC cartoons. During the sneak peek to the new Green Lantern animated series, Cartoon Network aired a teaser for the block program. It looks like many of the classic heroes, as well as some new ones, will be featured in the segment.

Geek news has been a bit lacking this past week. It might be because everyone has been stuck inside playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. The newest game in the COD franchise broke its own record selling more than 6.5 million units in less than 24 hours. While the game might have been the best seller, it wasn’t the only major game released this week; it was also competing with The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim and Assassins Creed Revelations.

Modern Warfare 3 is getting the sales, but it is one of lowest ranked games of the month generally pulling 8/10 and ‘B’ ratings. Batman: Arkham City, Skyrim, and Assassins Creed have been pulling in higher 9/10 and ‘A’ ratings. All of these games are likely to land one Game of the Year prize or another, although Skyrim and Arkham City have managed the highest reviews.

The Xbox 360 is the oldest system of the current generation on the market. After six years on the shelf, everyone is wondering when it will get a replaced for real and not just upgraded with accessories like the Kinect. That time might be closer than you think. New rumors report the next Xbox will be called the Loop. Those who claim to have the inside scoop say the system is smaller and cheaper than the current Xbox system, yet more powerful and next generation. We’ll just have to wait and see what comes of these rumors.

Finally, the final episode of Dragon Age Redemption starring Felicia Day is now live. For those who haven’t been following, it is an excellent web series based in the Dragon Age universe. If you haven’t tuned in, now is your chance to watch all of the episodes without the week wait in-between.

by Daniel Robert Epstein

John Perkins’ book Confessions of an Economic Hit Man is the most terrifying book you will ever read. There is no serial killer, no mass murderer, no nuclear apocalypse and no rapists, in fact it is scarier than all those things. The book tells the story of the people who make this world a worse place to live. “Economic hit men,” John Perkins writes,” are highly paid professionals who cheat countries around the globe out of trillions of dollars. Their tools include fraudulent financial reports, rigged elections, payoffs, extortion, sex, and murder.” After all the terrible things Perkins has done in his life he is now trying to inform people of the right way to look at the world and make it a better place.

Read our exclusive interview with John Perkins on SuicideGirls.com.

Lass Suicide in Scottish

• INTO: Tattoos, reading, drawing, running, drinking, ballet, and online shopping.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Finding an amazing new author, food, alcohol, coffee, friendly drunk people, cute underwear, my cat, when I can get more than five hours sleep a night, new tattoos, good days at college.
• MAKES ME SAD: Unnecessary, nasty comments and dramatic people.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Reading, drinking, and dancing.

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