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by Nahp Suicide

A column which highlights Suicide Girls and their fave groups.


[Autrum in River Styx]

After a hard day’s work behind the counter, Autrum tells us how she finds humor and therapy in SG’s Retail Group.

Members: 865 / Comments: 4,666

WHY DO YOU LOVE IT?: I love it because it is so therapeutic to know I am not the only one having to deal with asshole customers, managers, and co-workers on a daily basis. It’s great to be able to vent somewhere about the tremendous amount of crap you get from working in retail and find the humor in some situations.

DISCUSSION TIP: Don’t be afraid to share your mind and vent or poke fun of whatever happened to you at work that day. Someone will most likely show you up with a worse or funnier story.

MOST HEATED DISCUSSION THREAD: The thread that is the most heated is the Pet Peeves thread. Whenever I am feeling down, it hasn’t failed to make me smile or shake my fist in the air.

BEST RANDOM QUOTE: “The customer who seems to think the shop should open early/re-open after closing time just for them, to the extent they’ll start hammering on the door/ringing the doorbell to get your attention simply in order to ask, ‘Are you open?’ Yes, the ‘Closed’ sign, no lights on, locked door and absence of people in the shop all actually mean that we’re open, you colossal tallywhacker.”

WHO’S WELCOME TO JOIN?: Anyone who is or has worked in retail and wants to reminisce about the good, the bad, and the colossal tallywhackers!

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Aug 2012 17

by Tita

“I LOVE the SUICIDEGIRLS!!!! Class, warmth, beauty – and a little kink never hurt anybody. Love you gals!” – Colin Cunningham, Falling Skies.

Wizard World Chicago wrapped another successful weekend at the Rosemont Convention Centre, and for the 5th year in a row SuicideGirls were there to celebrate all the comic, gamer, and pop culture awesomeness.

“SG is officially my new obsession” – Bobby a.k.a. @oakvillenow

Hot on the heels of Comic-Con, Wizard World Chicago is one of the largest comic book conventions in the United States, and features a wicked line up of comic, anime, horror, science fiction, television, and film personalities. Less a straight up comic-con and more a pop culture explosion, this show has something for everyone, including everyone’s favourite internet babes – the SuicideGirls!

“Only place to go for boobs & brains. Refreshing to know the world’s most beautiful women are also some of the most intelligent.” – Ian a.k.a. @harp_shamrock

Newly minted SuicideGirls Amarena, Dimples, Essence, and Shipwreck got their first taste of life at the SG booth, along side Chicago favorites Bellebane, Churtch, Delia, Hedy, and Oogie. Copies of our coffee table book Beauty Redefined literally flew off the table, as the girls posed for photos and greeted fans from the US, Canada, Mexico & the UK.

“At one point on Saturday, so many flashes were going off, I felt like we were at a celebrity booth!” – Shipwreck Suicide

Over the course of the four day event, we made loads of friends, and met more fans than we could count. Can’t wait to see y’all at the booth next year!

Tita
XOX

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Aug 2012 17

Lass Suicide in Waiting For The Sun

  • INTO: Tattoos, reading, drawing, running, drinking, ballet, and online shopping.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Finding an amazing new author, food, alcohol, coffee, friendly drunk people, cute underwear, my cat, when I can get more than five hours sleep a night, new tattoos, good days at college.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Unnecessary, nasty comments and dramatic people.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Reading, drinking, and dancing.

Get to know Lass better over at SuicideGirls.com!