by Sash Suicide

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by A.J. Focht

Welcome to the first edition of Your Week in Geek; catching you up on all your nerdy updates since… NAO!

Last week started right in the middle of the PlayStation Network outage. It wasn’t until Tuesday, April 26th, that Sony manned up and admitted their system had been hacked and that many of the network users may have had personal information stolen (such as user names, passwords, and credit card numbers). Sony is currently fighting on two fronts as they try to criminally pursue and prosecute those responsible for the attack, while fighting off a class action lawsuit filed by the raging masses. Despite the uphill legal battle, Sony has announced the PlayStation Network should be back online in the first week of May.

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by Erin Broadley

Hank Moody eases his convertible sports car onto the long and twisting road that snakes through Hollywood Forever Cemetary, making his way past the ponds, tombs and exotic birds that roam the grounds. A cigarette dangles from his lips and it looks like he might have had one too many drinks the night before and perhaps, just moments ago, kicked some strange woman-child out of his bed. He pulls up to a church and promptly douses his cigarette in holy water.

Hank is having what he calls a “crisis of faith” and thinks perhaps God can help ease his writer’s block. No such luck. Instead of uttering the usual Our Father’s or Hail Mary’s, Hank gets a blowjob from a nun. “Sweet baby Jesus,” he says. “Hank is going to Hell.” Welcome to Hank’s world. Welcome to Californication, Showtime’’s hit series.

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Ceres Suicide in The Search For Waldo

• INTO: Astrology, lust, Greek and Roman mythology, learning, organics, body modification, adventures, music, and photography.
• NOT INTO: Sci-fi, pop culture, blast beats, Halo.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: My boyfriend, cigarettes, sunshine, cuddling, the beach, heavy breakdowns, naked girls, titties, and kitties.
• MAKES ME SAD: Abuse, anxiety, and indecisiveness.
• HOBBIES: Photography, blogging, painting, reading, drawing, and lovin’.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Camera, smokes, mum, pencil, and paper.
• VICES: Smoking!
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Blogging, with my best friends and boyfriend, or on SG.

Get to know Ceres better over at SuicideGirls.com!

By Blogbot

Since most of the wired world heard last night’s big news long before the President announced it – or the news networks reported it – it seems only fitting to recap in the words of those who encapsulated events as they unfolded in 140 characters or less….

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by SG’s Team Agony feat. Smythe and Aadie

Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.

Q: I’m 18 and a female. I’m lesbian and I’m extremely shy. In the town I live there aren’t many lesbians or anything like that. My problem is, I don’t know how to find out whether a girl I like is lesbian, or even how to find lesbians anywhere around here. How can you tell (without making a complete ass out of myself) whether a girl is lesbian? And if I finally work up the courage to go to a lesbian bar in a different city, how do you approach other lesbians?

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by Blogbot

Even for adults, it might be hard to figure out if a loved one is turning into some kind of crazed monster, or just going through something Jeanie Linders might write a musical about. The issue would be compounded were a parent to get bitten by the zombie bug before their offspring were old enough to understand the facts of life and the undead.

Fortunately Matt Mogk, the Founder & Head Researcher of the Zombie Research Society, has written an invaluable educational guide to help prepare children for the coming plague. That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore is a beautifully illustrated and fun to read book which helps kids spot the early warning signs of zombism.

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