by Erin Broadley
“Christian groups are holding candlelight vigils outside the network headquarters”
– Tom Kapinos
Hank Moody eases his convertible sports car onto the long and twisting road that snakes through Hollywood Forever Cemetary, making his way past the ponds, tombs and exotic birds that roam the grounds. A cigarette dangles from his lips and it looks like he might have had one too many drinks the night before and perhaps, just moments ago, kicked some strange woman-child out of his bed. He pulls up to a church and promptly douses his cigarette in holy water.
Hank is having what he calls a crisis of faith and thinks perhaps God can help ease his writers block. No such luck. Instead of uttering the usual Our Fathers or Hail Marys, Hank gets a blowjob from a nun. Sweet baby Jesus, he says. Hank is going to Hell. Welcome to Hanks world. Welcome to Californication, Showtime’s hit series.
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Ceres Suicide in The Search For Waldo
- INTO: Astrology, lust, Greek and Roman mythology, learning, organics, body modification, adventures, music, and photography.
- NOT INTO: Sci-fi, pop culture, blast beats, Halo.
- MAKES ME HAPPY: My boyfriend, cigarettes, sunshine, cuddling, the beach, heavy breakdowns, naked girls, titties, and kitties.
- MAKES ME SAD: Abuse, anxiety, and indecisiveness.
- HOBBIES: Photography, blogging, painting, reading, drawing, and lovin’.
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Camera, smokes, mum, pencil, and paper.
- VICES: Smoking!
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Blogging, with my best friends and boyfriend, or on SG.
Get to know Ceres better over at SuicideGirls.com!
By Blogbot
Since most of the wired world heard last night’s big news long before the President announced it – or the news networks reported it – it seems only fitting to recap in the words of those who encapsulated events as they unfolded in 140 characters or less….
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by SG’s Team Agony feat. Smythe and Aadie
Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.
[Smythe in There Is A Light]
Q: I’m 18 and a female. I’m lesbian and I’m extremely shy. In the town I live there aren’t many lesbians or anything like that. My problem is, I don’t know how to find out whether a girl I like is lesbian, or even how to find lesbians anywhere around here. How can you tell (without making a complete ass out of myself) whether a girl is lesbian? And if I finally work up the courage to go to a lesbian bar in a different city, how do you approach other lesbians?
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by Blogbot
[“If your Momy’s acting strange and going through some kind of change…”]
Even for adults, it might be hard to figure out if a loved one is turning into some kind of crazed monster, or just going through something Jeanie Linders might write a musical about. The issue would be compounded were a parent to get bitten by the zombie bug before their offspring were old enough to understand the facts of life and the undead.
Fortunately Matt Mogk, the Founder & Head Researcher of the Zombie Research Society, has written an invaluable educational guide to help prepare children for the coming plague. That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore is a beautifully illustrated and fun to read book which helps kids spot the early warning signs of zombism.
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by Keith Daniels
“Rasputina is like a living photograph with sound.”
– Melora Creager
The first (and best) cello-based rock band, Rasputina, formed over twenty years ago in Brooklyn, New York. Based around founding auteur Melora Creager, the band has seen many members come and go over the years and had more drummers than Spın̈al Tap, but has maintained a consistent vision throughout. Their songs focus on Creager’s obsessions: historical oddities, fantastical theories, and the strength of women. The whole is tied together with her handmade aesthetic into an artistically unified production: from their album art to their stage performances (called ‘recitals’) to their music. Rasputina’s most recent album is Great American Gingerbread, a collection of demos and other rarities. Melora and I spoke recently about her songwriting method, her proudest moment, and how she keeps Rasputina fresh after two decades in the music business.
Read our exclusive interview with Melora Creager on SuicideGirls.com.
Glitch Suicide in Unmasked
- INTO: Zombies, freaks, glasses, girls, art, aromatherapy, anime, geekiness, corsets, vampires, vintage, horror, anarchism, nature, baths, cult flicks, comics, burlesque, calligraphy, bubble tea, cemeteries, Yerba Mate tea, supporting local business, kissing, almond milk, lotions & potions, feminism, diversity, sci-fi, mannequin body parts, flea markets. Books, different perspectives, conspiracy theories, awkwardness, bitter comedians, kinky porn, atheism, questions, revolution, action, science, thought patterns.
- NOT INTO: Conservatives, racism, misogyny, fake breasts, war, animal cruelty, materialism, people who are afraid to be themselves, repression, meat, religion.
- HOBBIES: Painting, bike cruising, dancing, walking, traveling, going to shows, making out, .applying makeup, philosophizing, writing, being kinky, drinking tea, fantasizing..
- 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Eyeliner, sneakers, hair dye, fruit, and lip balm!
- I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Cuddling kitties, walking, reading, rocking out, having sex, exploring my body, conversing, dreaming, cooking, watching movies.
Get to know Glitch better over at SuicideGirls.com!
