“I moseyed onto this train called show business many years ago and I’m still going.”
– Anthony Hopkins
Few would argue about the fact that Anthony Hopkins created one of the greatest villains in movie history with Hannibal Lecter. But since reprising that indelible role in the sequel Hannibal and the prequel Red Dragon, many have felt that Hopkins hasnt stretched himself. All that will change when people see his portrayal of Burt Munro in The World’s Fastest Indian. Already a New Zealand legend, in 1967 Munro set off to test his bike at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah. With all odds against him, he set a new speed record, which remains unbroken today.
NOT INTO: Meringue, Monsanto, television, synthetic fragrances.
MAKES ME HAPPY: Scarves, the smell of old books, my lemon tree, autumn in Ohio, children raised by good parents, flourishing creativity, personal expression, coffee shops, vines, an excellent pen, a child’s laughter.
HOBBIES: Using my senses in any manner of ways.
VICES: Being a hermit who at times forgets how to speak.
The four original members of Black Sabbath – OZZY OSBOURNE (vocals), TONY IOMMI (guitar), GEEZER BUTLER (bass) and BILL WARD (drums) – are currently working on their first record in 33 years together with producer Rick Rubin and will record in the UK rather than LA in the light of Tony’s recovery.
2012 tour dates remain as follows:
May 18 – Moscow, Russia (Olimpiski)
May 20 – St. Petersburg, Russia (New Arena)
May 23 – Helsinki, Finland (Hartwall Arena)
May 25 – Stockholm, Sweden (Stadium)
May 29 – Bergen, Norway (Bergen Calling Festival)
May 31 – Oslo, Norway (Spektrum)
June 02 – Malmo, Sweden (Malmo Stadium)
June 04 – Dortmund, Germany (Westfalenhalle)
June 10 – Donnington, UK (Download Festival)
June 12 – Rotterdam, Holland (Ahoy)
June 15 – Bilbao, Spain (Azkena Rock Festival)
June 17 – Nantes, France (Hellfest Festival)
June 19 – Paris, France (Bercy)
June 22 – Dessel, Belgium (Graspop Metal Meeting)
June 24 – Milan, Italy (Gods of Metal Festival)
Hello again fellow nerds! It’s been awhile since I’ve reviewed some games. I know, I blame Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword for taking up a huge chunk of my free time. But that doesn’t mean I haven’t been playing other games, and I’ve found some treasures.
This is a pretty short game at about 30 minutes per playthrough, but it’s a gem. Evoking the mood of Duncan Jones’ movie Moon, this sci-fi point and click adventure puts you in the role of the captain of a 2-man space mission who has lost his crew-mate to mysterious, shadowy aliens. The plotline is engrossing and the art and music are well done, which both serve to make up for the slow transition scenes (many of which can be avoided by pressing ESC) and one very baffling puzzle. If you choose to play this interesting and unique free game, never fear if you get stuck on this particular puzzle: plenty of people have provided hints online.
Imagine a slightly calmer Silent Hill run on the Unreal engine and you’ve got this game. When you start this your character will wake up in a creepy run down mental hospital, one of my favorite horror tropes, with a helpful stranger talking to you over the intercom system. You can then wander the halls searching for items and fighting creepy, mutant-like enemies and finding “safe” areas in which you can further unravel the story behind this sanitarium. Since your character never dies, but instead is transported back to their original room, this game decreases frustration, plus you get more background information from your intercom friend each time you awaken. The atmosphere and gameplay make this well worth its pricetag.
On a completely different note, this cute and charming game is fantastic and is less than a dollar. You begin with a scene setting up the plot: a blind man is making pizza for himself, and realizes that he has run out of olives! Refusing to eat pizza without his favorite ingredient, he must get to the store. However, the world outside is full of obstacles, and you must show his guide log the best route to get him through each scene on his quest. The art is gorgeous and hand-drawn and the game strikes the perfect balance between cute and challenging. It’s also the perfect game to play on trips, as you can play it for five minutes or half an hour.
I was introduced to these when the newest game in the city, Temple of the Spider God came out and the entire catalog of Gamebook Adventures went on sale. I snatched up three immediately under the assumption that if I loved playing Dungeons and Dragons I would enjoy these. I was right! They can best be described as “Choose Your Own Adventure” stories combined with classic dice-rolling RPG gameplay. Each is an interesting story set in an original world, and as you read through you are presented with options that alter the story as you go. You’ll also fight battles and gain achievements along the way. The stories are long and involved, and interesting enough that you will want to go back and replay them to find alternate paths. They’re excellent both for those familiar with adventure gameplay and great for someone looking for an introduction – like this little fella.
“I know, but it’s Hollywood. You try 19 things and make one.”
– Todd McFarlane
Todd McFarlane is one of the most popular and controversial comic book creators ever. He established his popularity in the late ’80s drawing Marvel superhero books such as The Incredible Hulk and The Amazing Spider-Man. Then in the early ’90s, in a uproarious and unprecedented move, McFarlane and a few of the hottest Marvel creators stopped doing Marvel books and formed their own company, Image Comics.
Riding a new wave of popularity for comic books, Image rolled out book after book which broke records including McFarlane’s Spawn, which for a time was the best selling independent comic book, shifting 1.2 million copies of the first issue. The popularity of Spawn created a whole industry for McFarlane with comic books, a movie, a hit cartoon, and a line of extremely popular toys. Now you can relive your more pimply days with the Spawn Collection Volume 1 which reprints issues #1-8, 11, & 12.
