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Aug 2012 30

by Sex Toy Expert Moxi Suicide

Hands down this is my favorite bullet. Years ago, while I still worked at Bed Behavior, my co-worker and I sat testing out vibrators on the tips of our fingers. We popped in the batteries, hand sanitized and let ‘em whir. I had triple AAA’s in a quick little flicker clitoral vibrator and my co–worker had put double AA’s in a purple textured bullet. “Woah,” she said reaching over and touching the vibrator to my index finger, “feel this, imagine how good this would feel down there.” My lips parted with pleasure. “Oh my god, I have to get that one!”

The Nubby Bullet is made by Cal Exotics and boasts that it’s 100% silicone, so don’t use this with your silicone lubricant! Using a silicone lubricant with a silicone toy is always a no-no because the silicone in the lubricant and the silicone in the toy will bond together and destroy your toy overtime by pulling away tiny bits of it. Use water based lubes with this guy instead!

The speed is variable and controlled through a dial on the hand held portion of the vibrator. You can easily adjust speed with one hand while using the bullet part on your lady bits. I hate having to reach down and blindly search for speed control, so having the controls close by is a big plus.

The vibrations on the bullet are strong and low. It’s a bit loud, so you definitely need to turn up the tunes when this one is in use. The nodules on the end provide its bit of uniqueness from other bullet vibrators. You can get creative and experiment with pressure and the angles that you press the textured bit of the bullet into yourself with.

The first time I used the Nubby BulletI knew it was destined to be a staple in my vibrator collection. I had a fantastic orgasm with the Nubby Bullet and kept going back for more. This is the vibrator I’ve given most as a gift, and everyone has appreciated it!

xx
Moxi

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Aug 2012 29

by Lee Camp

The RNC is trying to continue their convention in the face of a hurricane – a hurricane of poverty, a hurricane of greed, a hurricane of misogyny, and a REAL hurricane – and they somehow turn their backs on all of it. But luckily the Democratic Party is STANDING UP AGAINST IT! …Oh wait, no, never mind. I was thinking of something else.

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Aug 2012 29

Aymi Suicide in Sun Is Shining Again

  • INTO: Happiness, clothes, bright colors, accessories, music, architecture, design, technology, fashion, cycling, perfumes, and good food.
  • NOT INTO: Boring people.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Enjoying life.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Selfishness.
  • HOBBIES: Dancing (naked), swimming (naked), listening music, jumping, dressing, yoga.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Make-up, music, internet, pictures, happiness.
  • VICES: Love.

Get to know Aymi better over at SuicideGirls.com!


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Aug 2012 29

by Tita

The Metro Toronto Convention Centre welcomed thousands of comic devotees, anime enthusiasts, gamers, and SuicideGirls fans for the 18th annual Fan Expo Comic-con last weekend.

The largest of it’s kind in Canada, and third largest convention in North America, fans swarmed downtown Toronto, and queued for hours in the shadow of the CN tower to attend the event.

A selection of Canada’s finest SuicideGirls including Vesta, Vana, Renna, and Vellin were on hand to meet them, and sign shop items, including our sexy SuicideGirls Comic series.

“I was at the SuicideGirls booth on Friday. The comic is awesome! Thanks again. SuicideGirls RULE!” – @LemmonJig

Self proclaimed geek Vana Suicide was the resident cosplay expert, picking out her faves each day, and chasing them down for pictures. “There are so many awesome costumes! I love it!”

Vellin Suicide got in on the dress up action, making her own Power Girl costume and wearing it on Saturday. Sunday she came dressed as BabyDoll from Sucker Punch and literally stopped traffic on our way to the event.

“Amazing meeting the SuicideGirls! Very cool, smart, beautiful girls who can probably kick my ass” – @coryhotline

The event’s energy reached a fevered pitch when comic legend Stan Lee blew out the candles on a huge Spider-Man cake to celebrate Spidey’s 50th anniversary. You could actually hear a pin drop as he bent over the cake. This was followed by a cacophony of voices and cheers when the sugary confection started to be handed out. It was just one of many exciting scenes that took place, over the course of the 4 day event.

Bob & Doug Mackenzie would be proud. After all “He saw Jedi 17 times, eh”

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Aug 2012 29

by Steven Whitney

As established by comparing statistics – what some might call bald-faced facts – last week, the present 112th Congress is categorically the worst in the history of our country. It’s scorned by reputable historians and the electorate, which gives it an all time low approval rating of just 10%. The two most respected inside observers of the Washington scene – Thomas Mann and Norman Ornstein – have made it inarguably clear that the Republican Party is responsible for the most pernicious and dysfunctional body ever to plague the halls of American government, one that does much more harm than any good.

Especially after the epic triumphs of “the American century,” how did our government fall to this lowest of points just twelve years into the new millennium – and what members of the current legislature are most responsible?

In 1964, as a forerunner to today’s “approval polls,” a nationwide sampling by the Gallup poll asked Americans if they expected their government “to do the right thing.” Despite the turbulence of the Cold War and the JFK assassination, an astounding 77% replied positively. And, generally speaking, we had done the right things from FDR through JFK: ended a Depression, won a “Good War,” offered our former enemies humane treaties that would allow them to peacefully rebuild, became home to the United Nations, and built an infrastructure that along with a progressive but fair tax structure created a prosperous and stable middle class. America was the envy of the entire world.

But then LBJ escalated the Vietnam War beyond any reason and Nixon’s White House embraced a criminality more damaging to our country than Al Capone’s, including illegal slush funds held by CREEP (the Committee for the Re-Election of the President) that started the disastrous landslide of Big Money into national campaign coffers. Coming back-to-back, along with Nixon’s bogus “Secret Plan to end the Vietnam War,” American morale crumbled and its confidence waned. By the end of 1974, the majority of Americans no longer trusted government. The 77% approval rating of 1964 belly-flopped to 36% just ten years later, and has spiraled downward ever since.

Beginning with Ronald Reagan’s 1st inaugural address, in which he proclaimed, “…government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem,” Republicans leapt upon this disenchantment to hammer home a virulent anti-government message while fueling the flames of the culture war that began in the 1960s. Today, voters must generally decide between a political party that believes government is an essential and beneficial tool to its citizens and a party that wants to “starve it, shrink it, and choke it to death” – the no-government government as reflected by today’s GOP Congress.

When we elect men and women to Congress – the governing body of the United States – shouldn’t we expect them to actually want to govern? And to govern efficiently and in our best interests? Isn’t that the most basic job description of any member of Congress? So why would anyone vote for someone fiercely dedicated, as the Republicans are, to not governing and even to destroying the very process of governance? Doesn’t the GOP realize that if they are successful in destroying our government, they will also destroy our country?

Of those who still openly operate in today’s political arena, Reagan acolyte Grover Norquist was perhaps the first to put into motion a plan – the Taxpayer Protection Pledge – to intentionally dismantle our government. State and national office-holders signed the pledge as if in blood, promising that they would not vote to increase taxes, no matter what. Never. You want a war against al Qaida in Afghanistan – no taxes, just borrow the money. And let’s lower taxes so we bring in even less money. You want to illegally invade Iraq and wage a decade long war – no taxes, just borrow the cash from China. And let’s have some more tax cuts.

Eventually, of course, a dramatic surplus left over from a Democratic administration became debt, and the debt deepened as no new tax revenue was raised. So our country wound up essentially broke (and broken) and the pledge signers – numbering 95% of all Republicans in Congress – stuck their heads in the sand and proclaimed that the only way to save the country was to lower taxes on corporations and the upper 2% even more than they already had, and, of course, to drastically cut benefits they mistakenly call entitlements for the Middle Class and poor. And it all started with a premeditated and Machiavellian pledge intended from the start to destroy the balance of power in our democratic republic.

Ironically, the GOP sees itself as the party of business, so individual Republicans must know that most businesses fail when they are underfunded. Yet the party that prides itself on knowing how business works fails to see the connection. Or perhaps, ominously, they do recognize it as a perfect storm to blow away government and replace it with the Free Trade Market of their dreams and our nightmares – no oversight, no regulations, no taxes or levies, no unions, no living wages, and no big damages payoffs for oil spills, chemical spills, nuclear meltdowns, distribution of potentially lethal products, or any other fatal or disabling disaster that is the direct result of their immoral business practices. And this is the party that blathers endlessly about “personal responsibility?”

As Speaker of the House in 1995, Newt Gingrich became the standard-bearer for Norquist’s Pledge and accordingly shut down the government for 28 days in a wrangle with President Clinton over – you guessed it – spending on Medicare, education, the environment, and public health. Clinton vetoed a Republican budget bill that cut all of those and Gingrich rather testily threatened to not raise the debt ceiling – a maneuver the GOP tried again last year (and which contributed to the downgrade of our credit rating) – thus closing down our capital. The conflict was resolved in January of 1996 and the government once again opened for business. But Newt’s hypocrisy, unwillingness to compromise even to keep America open, and his contagious nastiness not only became the model for the new GOP, but also left an atmosphere sufficiently poisonous to asphyxiate our very democracy. While this revisionist scholar from Hell is happily long gone from Congress, his influence as a so-called intellectual is still so substantial that for a few jaw-dropping weeks he was the frontrunner in the Republican Primaries for President.

But four members of our present 112th Congress, which has reached record lows in lack of governance, stand above (or perhaps below) all others in the wretched wasteland they have made of this formerly august body.

As Jon Stewart has pointed out, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) actually looks like a turtle. But more damaging is the tortoise-like manner in which his head retreats into a hard-cased shell from which no interaction is possible whenever action is desperately needed – say, anytime in the last four years. Most despicable is his disdain for real democracy. If any law proposed by Democrats might pass – even by vast 59-41 margin – he engineers a filibuster or cloture requiring 60 votes for passage so the proposal dies before a floor vote can be taken, thus robbing the American public of the “majority rules” principle on which our nation stands. This 60 vote standard almost ensures that Congress cannot pass any bill more significant than the naming of a Post Office, and absolutely guarantees no passage of a bill opposed by 41 minority Senators – and our government winds up completely frozen.

But even though McConnell has frequently been dubbed “the worst Senator in history,” the worst legislators reside in the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, led by Speaker John Boehner, Majority Leader Eric Cantor, and Michelle Bachmann, head of the Tea Party Caucus

This trio not only blocked the American Jobs Act, but has voted to repeal Obamacare 33 times. They’ve introduced myriad bills that are anti-environment / pro-pollution, anti-gay, anti-Muslim, anti-abortion, anti-contraception, anti-NPR/PBS, anti-sexual and gender variation, and extremely pro-gun. These bozos have continually attempted to defund Planned Parenthood and proposed hundreds of bills to lower taxes on corporations and the wealthiest 2% of Americans while severely slashing benefits to the Middle Class, unemployed, foreclosed upon, and poor. This was not what our founders had in mind when they envisioned a system of “checks and balances.”

To be fair, Boehner – whose eyes well with tears at the mere mention of Ronald Reagan – did reach a negotiated agreement with the President on the Debt Ceiling, but Cantor – a strange, smarmy know-it-all who appears to be running for student council on an austerity platform – killed it, heightening the debate while lowering our credit rating. Indeed, Cantor’s staff-written bio page on the House website has the gall to describe him as “a results-oriented leader” even though his House has delivered the worst results in the history of American government.

Over the last decade, it’s hard to imagine anyone who has spewed forth more insanity than Bachmann. Take your pick – warning parents that The Lion King was gay propaganda, claiming Glenn Beck could solve the debt crisis, assuring her constituents that Nobel Prize scientists supported Intelligent Design, likening her visit to Iraq in 2007 to shopping at her home state’s Mall of America, and many more that should have landed her in a loony bin (not coincidentally, her Tea Party cohorts just banned the word lunatic from the floors of Congress). But instead, she’s the leader and Poster Girl for the Tea Party. And, one must admit, she’s the right woman for the job, especially given her latter-day Joe McCarthy witch hunts, first to vet all citizens whose views she considers “anti-American,” and recently to investigate anyone she suspects might have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood (which includes a respected aide to our Secretary of State). Call it vilification by The Six Degrees of Michelle Bachmann. She also advocates abolishing the minimum wage to create jobs – and she might be right on this one, if you want to work for fifty cents a day.

At the height of Ancient Rome, its government was led by the First Triumvirate – a political alliance of Julius Caesar, Pompey the Great, and Marcus Crassus. Sadly, Western Civilization is now at least partly in the hands of a different kind of Triumvirate – one as pitiful as Rome’s was great – the three House Republican leaders we’ll call Weepy, Creepy, and Crazy.

The tragic result is a vicious circle which is potentially fatal to our democracy – House Republicans pass odious laws that cannot get through a Senate vote, while Senate Democrats propose humane legislation that can’t even get to a floor vote, resulting in complete paralysis. Solely for political gain, Republicans would rather block and bloviate than help their fellow citizens recover from a massive crisis, especially one caused by an immoral GOP administration that in just eight years devastated America in every way possible.

The upcoming November election presents voters with a clear choice – to continue a cruel and abysmal charade pantomimed by a true confederacy of dunces or to sweep into office those who actually care about governance, about democracy, about human rights, about fairness, and about the 95% who need their Congress to restore dignity not only to government itself but to their own lives.

This time we better get it right.

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Aug 2012 29

by Daniel Robert Epstein

“I like being someone else for just three months.”
– Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel actually flashed a little bit of stomach because she was showing off her vampire hunter belt. I thought it was so cool that innocent little Mary Camden was showing skin to a roomful of comic book fans there to interview her for Trinity.

In the third Blade film she plays Abigail Whistler, the illegitimate daughter of Kris Kristofferson’’s character Abraham Whistler. She is a vampire hunter that works with a team called the Nightstalkers that includes Hannibal King [Ryan Reynolds] and SuicideGirls’ favorite Patton Oswalt.

Read our interview with Jessica Biel on SuicideGirls.com.

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Aug 2012 28

by Nicole Powers


[SG Comic scribe Steve Niles, Syko Suicide, and W33K 1N G33K columnist A.J. Focht]


[Syko with Alan, one of the real life superheroes who came out to support the cause]


[Dexter, Matt Fraction, and Lacey]


[This donor was “Born BadAss“]


[Lacey and Dexter with Wes, another of our awesome donors]


[Ladonna gets arty]


[Syko and the designer of the Aurora Rise ribbon logo Mark Rantal doing Blue Steel]


[Our ladies with Colorado’s Zombie Emergency Response Operations team]


[Mike Mignola and Syko]


[Steven, another of our super generous donors, with Shyla, Lacey and Dexter]


[Cute couple alert! Syko with B Sarabia, another of our fab donors]


[Syko gets zombified by Stan Yan]


[Huge thanks to donor Jim Bean, pictured with Ladonna, Lacey, and Dexter]


[Syko and All C’s allstar Chris]


[Our ladies with a few of the many artists who came out to support]


[Our ladies pictured with an entire family of comics fans]


[Dexter, Lacey and Ladonna, with Brian, another of our big-hearted donors]


[Dexter, Lacey, Ladonna and Shyla]


[iWant: One of the cool cars on display at the Aurora Rise Silent Auction]


[All C’s volunteer A-Team dress up to help raise funds]


[Wil Wheaton donated signed Star Trek Manga books and a rare Guild:FAWKES comic]

[Our ladies with the All C’s superheroes who organized the event]

It was a profound honor and a privilege to be able to help the Aurora community raise funds for the victims of the tragic mass shooting that occurred on July 20 at the midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises at the Century 16 multiplex in Aurora, Colorado.

W33K 1N G33K columnist A.J. Focht, who is a long time member of our community, was in the theater when the incident occurred, so the tragedy hit very close to home. Fortunately, A.J. made it out of the theater physically unscathed, but unfortunately one of his group didn’t.

When he’s not studying or writing for SG, A.J. works at All C’s Collectables, an Aurora based comic and gaming emporium which is not far from theater. Many of the store’s staff and customers were directly affected by the shooting, and, as a hub for the local comics community, All C’s therefore felt compelled to act, organizing a two day Aurora Rise benefit which took place this past weekend.

The response from the comics community had been so generous that All C’s had taken over a couple of extra adjacent retail spaces to accommodate everyone. Renowned comic writers Matt Fraction (The Invincible Iron Man), Mike Mignola (Hellboy), and Steve Niles (Batman: Gotham County Line and the SG Comic series) flew in to do signings, and many other local artists donated their services. Colorado Suicide Girls Dexter, Lacey, Ladonna, Shyla, and Syko donated their time over the weekend, and raised funds by taking pictures, doing signings, and selling special autographed SG comic and subscription packs. In addition, the state’s Zombie Emergency Response Operations team were on hand, providing their own unique kind of tactical support.

On the Saturday evening there was also a silent auction at a nearby Embassy Suites, where many of the higher value donated items were sold. Friends of SG Scott Ian of Anthrax and Wil Wheaton were kind enough to donate items, as were most of the major comics companies. Sale items included a signed Seth Green DVD and a very real looking Flux Capacitor – both of which were coveted by us. The event also featured some very special vehicles, reproductions of the Starsky & Hutch car, the Ghostbusters‘ van, and the Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated machine being our faves.

In the wake of such a tragic incident, it was heartening to see how the Aurora community had pulled together to help its own. Several of those who’d been shot and/or lost friends and family were in attendance. Though the event was primarily organized to raise funds for the victims, it also provided an opportunity for the worldwide comics community to show solidarity. It was very humbling to be in the presence of those that had experienced such profound trauma and loss, and yet were so open, generous, and loving in the welcome they gave us.

Steve Niles perhaps summed this up best in a series of tweets he posted after the event: “Sitting here thinking about ‪@AuroraRise and I’m struck by how strong all the people I met are after what they experienced. Inspirational,” he wrote. “Spoke with a man who lost his son. I still have chills. I don’t think I’ve ever met a stronger human.”

SuicideGirls would like to extend our sincere thanks to A.J., Jason, and the All C’s staff and volunteers for organizing such an awesome event and for making us feel so welcome, to all that came out and donated so generously, and to our Anonymous friends who went above and beyond with their support. Those that couldn’t make it out in person can donate to the Victim Relief Fund here.

**UPDATE**
Aurora Rise has a brand new website for information on their ongoing fundraising efforts. You’ll find it at: aurorarise.org/

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Back Row Perspective Part 2: An Aurora Theater Survivor’s Message To The Politicians
Back Row Perspective Part 3: An Aurora Theater Survivor’s Message To The Online Community