Jan 2012 26

Porphyria Suicide in Tarantula

  • INTO: Academics, affection, art, body modification, bondage, branding, bright shiny things, flashy things, neon furry things, caffeine, camping, clubs, college, collars, comics, digital media, dorks, education, family, fidelity, fire water, fitness, friends, gaming, good music, goggles, hard beats, harder beatings ;p, idealism, industrial, judo, love, martial arts, octopus, para psychology, pedo bear, philosophy, Photoshop, pseudo science, reading, scars, being a submissive, squids, tentacles.
  • NOT INTO: People who cant appreciate life. “Don’t take life so seriously, its not like your getting out alive.”
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Idealists, creating things, indulging in my multiple escapisms, good grades, genuine conversations with genuine people, being alone, being around people.
  • MAKES ME SAD: That kittens become cats, cutting off my dreads on a evil regretted dare, people who are too jaded to appreciate life around them, not being jail bait, being alone, being around people.
  • HOBBIES: Modeling, art, comics, gaming, reading, martial arts, drinking.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Only my laptop and my eyebrow pencil.
  • VICES: Shy in person (loud on the internet), socially inept hermit.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: In an art class, sloshed, loitering, dancing (preferably at a club, but really, a parking lot will do just fine), being a big ol’ hermit.

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Jan 2012 25

LucyV Suicide in Nothin’ But Fur Boots

  • INTO: Hard music, lots of guitar, sex, dark haired men, painted fingernails and toenails, taking pictures, getting drunk, taking all my clothes off and sleeping.
  • NOT INTO: Backstabbers.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Sex, watching a good animated movie.
  • MAKES ME SAD: No sex, shitty chick flicks.
  • HOBBIES: Taking my clothes off, listening to music, running.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: My rabbit, sex, nail varnish, chicken, my ReeTone, running shoes.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Sleeping or hanging out with my friends, and mainly having sex.

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Jan 2012 24

Mendacia Suicide in Le Vent Nous Portera

  • MAKES ME HAPPY: After-parties, cocktails, weed, movies, lowbrow art.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Mondays, being at a shopping center with no money.
  • HOBBIES: Singing, writing, drawing, taking pictures, losing track of time on
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Ear plugs, bed, weed, and the internet.
  • VICES: I smoke weed before going to sleep.
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Partying, taking pictures, listening to music, and drawing.

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Jan 2012 23

Liu Suicide in Fake Diamonds

  • INTO: Nerds, perverts and freaks, Satan and Jesus.
  • NOT INTO: Evil.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Nice feelings.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Evil feelings.
  • HOBBIES: Writing, art, and fucking.
  • VICES: Lots
  • I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: With friends, having wild sex, eating ice cream, drinking beer, loving (all kinds of..).

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Jan 2012 20

Alle Suicide in Yesterday’s Sweetheart

  • INTO: Naked women, Russian vodka, good wine, good food, long weekends, outdoors, art galleries, traveling, history, festivals, satire.
  • NOT INTO: Mondays, mushrooms, capitalism, idiots, clones, Twilight.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: My kitty, orgasms, sushi, horror movies, hot baths, days off, milk chocolate, film nights, strikes.
  • MAKES ME SAD: Routine.
  • HOBBIES: Art, music, and photography.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Sex, my love, my kitty, my contacts/glasses, music.
  • VICES: Drinking, buying useless things.

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Jan 2012 19

Rumi Suicide in Plans

  • INTO: Feminism, politics, open-minded people, animals, grass-root efforts, education, eating, women, sex.
  • NOT INTO: Closed-minded people, those who don’t recycle, ignorance, men oozing with machismo.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: Laughing with my friends and family, my cats, flavored coffee, social justice, nature, hugs, kissing.
  • MAKES ME SAD: When the people and animals I love, hurt.
  • HOBBIES: Poetry, running, organizing messy spaces.
  • 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Birth control, high heels, tofurky, education, breathable air.
  • VICES: Red zin.

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Jan 2012 17

Arabella Suicide in Pirate Girl

  • INTO: Fire breathing, love, romance and bubble baths. I’m totally pirate obsessed!!! I collect all things pirate. I love pirates – I am one!
  • NOT INTO: Lethargy.
  • MAKES ME HAPPY: A smile.
  • MAKES ME SAD: A frown.
  • HOBBIES: Finding buried treasure!

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